IF SHE MOVED OUT OF HER CREEPY MOM'S HOUSE ALREADY THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM, GIRLS NEED TO START DECLARING THEIR EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE AT THE GATE WELL BEFORE ANY COMMITTED FUCKING STARTS
Your girlfriend is a codependent that took you in off of the streets, let's you eat all of her food and gives you blowjobs while her parents are in the same room, YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS PROBLEM
Oh oh, and she "likes having [her] mom as a roommate". And "doesn't plan on moving out right now". And she also has now cheerfully admitted to me that she doesn't really have any friends.
THE FUCK, The weird ones are supposed to look ugly so that you know to avoid them beforehand, they are NOT supposed to be attractive, but I'm torn because she's desperate and easy when her fucking MOM isn't around and making sex jokes
MY car? Does not lend itself to sex. We use her car. But I'm not going to spend all afternoon and all night in it.
Besides, movie, motel, alcohol, room service. Shit's impressive. To her, at least. She can't believe I buy things for her. And by "things" I don't mean expensive gifts. I mean basic crap like "movie tickets" and "lunch".
Wiat, San Francisco? BUY ME SEAFOOD, I STEPPED OUT OF OREGON AND INTO CALIFORNIA AND SUDDENLY I CAN NO LONGER GET MUSSELS, OYSTERS, CRAB, SQUID, OR FISH OF ANY KIND AND I AM NOW GOING THROUGH MERCURY WITHDRAWAL PLEASE SEND ME SOME RED SNAPPER AT LEAST, I'M JONESING HARD