I'm at work so I won't be able to explain the airhorn till I get home. Someone else is more than welcome to give Kitsa the rundown. I may have only told a few people about it.
The short and skinny is that he had an airhorn at hand while bumping uglies with some girl. At some point after or before her "moment" he blasted her in the face with the horn. At least thats how I remember the story going.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
The short and skinny is that he had an airhorn at hand while bumping uglies with some girl. At some point after or before her "moment" he blasted her in the face with the horn. At least thats how I remember the story going.
Pretty close. It was during my moment...and with the crazy.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
use your math skills to solve as far as you can for x or y and your answer will be something like x=2y+7 then you put that into the other equation which has a Y part so it ends up looking like 7(2y+7) +3y or some shit and then you can solve for y.
Seriously...you'll never fucking use college or even high school math except to tell someone you have an associate degree of something or some such. I'm a math/science major but with no diploma and since I don't have a piece of paper saying such I don't get shit.