To the spider haters in the thread- you do know that you don't have to worry about them, with the exception of black widows (small) and brown recluses (even smaller), red backs, trap doors, funnel webs, wolf spiders, black house spiders, white tipped, mouse spiders...
Some spiders have venom that is effective against humans but not so much against other animals. Doesn't that tell you something?
wolf spiders are unnerving as hell and, in the case of rabid-wolf spiders, will run right at you without fear, but generally don't pose any threat to humans.
I'm not a fan of any of those broads. However, Amy Schumer is cute. But cute's not really the best. She's awesome, though. And most people have to be intelligent to be funny, Milhorse.