A truly creepy individual

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Why thank you kind readers.
Not everyone appreciates nonsensical whimsy for its own sake.
I highly suspect some type of genetic flaw to be the culprit.

Alas

We are nowhere near a cure.

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by Dingus Knucklehumper

Why readers
Not appreciates nonsensical whimsy

Because your 'whimsy' sucks. Next question

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Real whimsical people are suffering because of the likes of you. Lol, I'm random. Giant Panda, Gary Busey, Midget Mobile, Dingus Knucklehumper, internet stuff, Chuck Norris, something else. Probably something about ninjas or something else stupid.

[Pentegarn]

You forgot to throw in an "all your base" reference

[Colonel Flagg]

WHAT YOU SAY!

[ThrashO]

Originally Posted by Dingus Knucklehumper

Why thank you kind readers.
Not everyone appreciates nonsensical whimsy for its own sake.
I highly suspect some type of genetic flaw to be the culprit.

Alas

We are nowhere near a cure.

Are you sizing your posts down to make em skinnier? The website does that for you ya know.

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

Yes I am. I don't really care for the one long sentence all the way across my screen effect.

[Pram Maven]

Monitor->little button thingies->horizontal adjust

You can make it as skinny as you want it.

[Dingus Knucklehumper]

You assume I'm using a PC. We should never assume. I made a few assumptions my first 24 hours or so about this site and we all saw how that turned out.

[Kitsa]

Well, there goes that.

[kahljorn]

a truly creepy individuals

[Tadao]

ALL THREADS ARE ALL ABOUT ME!

[Colonel Flagg]

NARCISSIST!

[LordSappington]

Another Randall's related incident(s): We get this older lady, maybe in her 50-60's, once every week or two. She always wears worn-down clothes, like she got them at Goodwill eight years ago. Whenever she comes in, she always scours the coupon/sale newspaper, and ends up buying loaded baked potato salad. She always goes on and on about how damn good it is, and is practically leaning into the case and licking her lips, like it's some orgasmic culinary experience. After I hand her the cup, she'll ask why we don't have the taco pasta salad anymore, to which I always reply with the effect of "You're the only fucking person who bought it and it wasted our money.'' She will then look at the items in the hot case, decide loudly that they are two expensive, and skulk away, scouring.
I fucking hate her.

[Chojin]

old people unknowingly repeating the same sentences and routines makes me think about fate and free will. then i stop being a faggot and lift weights.