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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 06:48 PM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 07:48 PM       
Okay, so I'll start the I-Mockery dead pool. Who's gonna eat it next?
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 08:37 PM       
We can start with sacrificial virgins. Those poor souls with calluses on their hands and despair in their hearts.

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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 08:39 PM       
Come to think of it. I Mock wouldn't have any posters if we sacrificed all the virgins.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 08:43 PM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 08:53 PM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 08:54 PM       
you probably didnt have sex until you were married hahahahaha
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:07 PM       
lol Matt Harty doesn't know me at all
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:08 PM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:20 PM       
haha proud to be a slut right girlidei girl haha *high fives terra*
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:40 PM       
*Sniff*

I haven't been called that in a while. It brings back fond memories of warring with Rongi and James. Those were the days...

Damn boys. You sure know how to put a warm smile on my face.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:52 PM       
didnt know him, cant really care, but since death sucks, lets buy him a bear!
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:53 PM       
hey, maybe i'll be dead next. i'm scheduled to have a caesarean section next friday, and you know how risky major surgery can be.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 10:02 PM       
don't worry sadie I've had 3 c-sections over the years and the bitches went through perfectly fine.
Pugs, that is. Who are notoriously extremely sensitive to anesthesic risk.
Now for humans - I'm afraid I can't help.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 10:06 PM       
i've had two. one went fine; the second ended with my blood refusing to clot. they gave me 42 units of blood total. but a placental abruption had started it, so that was totally different.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2004, 10:13 PM       
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hey, maybe i'll be dead next. i'm scheduled to have a caesarean section next friday, and you know how risky major surgery can be.

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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 12:47 AM       
It could easily be true but I really hope it isn't
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Old Jul 24th, 2004, 12:57 AM       
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