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Anonymous · #51

Don't pretend you wouldn't enjoy a magic evening of watching the deleted scenes from A.I. ad infinium.

glowbelly · #52

only if he tops off the evening by inviting me into his dorm room so we can have a nightcap while listening to oasis.

Royal Tenenbaum · #53

If everyone could stop taking out their sexual frustration on me and actually go get some instead it'd be greatly appreciated.

whoreable · #54

STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM YA DUMB VIRGINS

Anonymous · #55

Snake? Not only are some of us 'getting some?' But we're secure enough in our relationships to not broadcast them and their gritty details at every available conversation gap.

*That said, Snake? One day, you will find me. Caught beneath a landslide.

In a champagne supernova.

In the sky.

kellychaos · #56

Sidebar: This is in reference to the vaginas that ARE stinky. Is it a funcition of genetics (the girls just has a nasty poontang and it's never going to change even with industrial-strength cleansers) or is it just a lack of personal hygiene ... or a combination of both. This question stems from a time when I was in the army and I brought this pretty fine lil' woman back to the barracks who, by all outward appearances (hair, clothes, make-up, ect.) looked pretty good but when sun-up came and she left (and yes, she still LOOKED pretty good), I had to clean the sheets, open the windows and perform all manner of other "airing out" procedures. I mean ... WTF?! :/

kellychaos · #57

I think that it's just a function of nature that the majority of guys are supposed to find to find them neato. I like 'em ... can't explain why but I do ... it's in the brain blueprints. Maybe it's a question of context too. If I saw a really nice looking coochie on a nasty woman, would I be apt to want to "dive in" ... hmmm ... I think not. But then I'm forced to wonder that if it IS a function of nature, shouldn't the natural (hairy, unkempt, ect.) ones by the ones that attract me the most. That's certainly NOT the case with me. I like the "landing strip" stylings. Ahhh ... the puzzles of humanity.

glowbelly · #58

i don't believe that there is any real excuse for a stinky pinky, unless it is directly after period time....but i will say this: it takes two to do the deed, and if you are naive enough to believe that thrusting a penis in and out of a vagina for a half hour or so isn't going to make from some not so nice smells, than you're just plain silly and dumb.

noob3 · #59

I've never seen a vagina.

Much less had the chance to smell one.

But

I think vegeterian girls would have pretty smelling vaginas.

Like minty fresh cooch, yo.

glowbelly · #60

Lenor · #61

IM STILL A VIRGIN DAMMIT!!!!

Im too prude for any guy to like me

CaptainBubba · #62

Then I know JUST the thread for you!!!

kellychaos · #63

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noob3

I've never seen a vagina.

Much less had the chance to smell one.

But

I think vegeterian girls would have pretty smelling vaginas.

Like minty fresh cooch, yo.

LINKETY LINK FOR YOU!

FartinMowler · #64

Maybe Noob3 was looking at the wrong orifice. It's the one on the front with all the fuzzy hair.

noob3 · #65

THE EYEBALLS?

Protoclown · #66

I LOVE THE TASTE OF PUSSY TOO, GUYS!

Hugh_Bristic · #67

Christ Almighty, you guys are fuckin' funny! A "stinky pinky" - that was classic!

xangeldavidx · #68

penises feel all soft.. i like them very very much

Cap'n Crunch · #69

Quote:

Originally Posted by Protoclown

I LOVE THE TASTE OF PUSSY TOO, GUYS!

Kellychaos wants some of that fat asian boy.

The Retro Kat · #70

How can you not dig someone with Harry Potter threads. It's Harry Fucking Potter.

Miss Modular · #71

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor

IM STILL A VIRGIN DAMMIT!!!!

Im too prude for any guy to like me

NO YOU'RE NOT!!!

I'm older than you, and still a virgin. How do you think I feel?

kellychaos · #72

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

I LOVE THE TASTE OF

Kellychaos wants some of that fat asian boy.

Problem is he's male :wink order AND chinese. An half an hour after I had him, I'd want another just like him ... but not him ... and I'd have to wait for the postage again.

BlueOatmeal · #73

poor little BlueOatmeal never got to stick his winky wang in a girls ummm "Stinky Pinky" (thanks for that new term Glowbelly). Maybe it because I'm too ugly for the good looking girls and and I'm not so despreate for 'giner to hump the ugly girls.

And besides I can always wank off and not have to worry about STDs, but I always seem to get a rash....................

Hobo Renee · #74

It's all about hygene, and if that doesn't work then there are fantabulous vaginal air fresheners avalible at any supermarket. And yeah, if you've only seen internet/magazine vaginas then you're uninformed because real ones are not always pink pastrami looking type things. They range in shades of purple, brown, red, and pink. YAY! I think I just had a Burdock moment. Anyway, I agree with Glowbelly that they are as magically wonderful as the Vagina Monologues suggests.