Lapdance

[Protoclown]

Okay, so this past weekend one of my friends up in NOVA turned 25, so we went up to Baltimore to a really nice strip club for his birthday. And my friends decided it would be really amusing if they got me a lap dance, so they all chipped in the necessary $30 and gave it to me. And I wasn't ABOUT to turn it down if it wasn't going to cost me a damn thing.

So I found one of my favorite dancers who wasn't busy (this really pretty black girl with gorgeous breasts) and went back into the VIP section with her. I was kind of nervous and unsure when I sat down, but next thing you know, she's rubbing her tits all over my face. My discomfort went away pretty fucking fast at that point and I just started to enjoy the hell out of it. So she's like grinding her big ass all over my crotch and I'm having a great time. My friends told me that I had this big dopey grin on my face the whole time, like I was a kid in a candy shop or something.

Anyway, afterwards they told me that I have absolutely NO excuse whatsoEVER for being shy around women anymore. And you know, having a gorgeous black girl rubbing her boobs all over your face really does kind of FORCE you to put away your fears. Anyway, I'd never known how soft a woman's skin was before that. I had never really had any more human contact in the 25 years of my life than handshakes and hugs. I just thought this was kind of amusing, so I figured I'd share.


Oh, and sometimes? On dark and eerie nights, when the wind blows just right...well, sometimes on those nights, if I'm just kind of bored and my mind starts drifting off...I can still feel the PHANTOM ASS gyrating all over my lap. Spooky! OooooooOOOoooOOOoh!