The most horrible movie you've ever seen.

[FrogRawr]

Santa's Slay is the worst movie I've ever seen.

one of the final chase scenes:
Evil Santa picks up Christmas Carol while looking for 2 teenagers in a library.
Then says, "Christmas sure scares the dickens out of people."

[Fathom Zero]

Matthew "Vehicular-Manslaughter" Broderick is the best actor ever. HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN WAR GAMES?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I'd also say anything starring Martin Lawrence is unwatchable too.

[Wild Wallace]

Originally Posted by Sniperwulf

I'd also say anything starring Martin Lawrence is unwatchable too.

Agreed 100%. Black Knight, What's the Worst That Can Happen, Big Momma House 2, National Security, they are all terrible.

Anyway here's my list:

Master of Disguise
I also second Nacho Libre
Cheaper by the Dozen [The one with Steve Martin]
See Spot Run
Nora's Hair Salon
I Am Legend
Micheal
Who's Harry Crumb?
Alien vs. Predator
Barnyard

[Sethomas]

AHHAHAHAHA Matthew Broderick's "glory days". I get it! He was in a movie called "Glory"! And it was probably his only one that will be taken seriously!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

[Angryhydralisk]

It's hard to say, but I'm tied betwen three movies.

Star Wars Episode II: Just becuase it's so damn droll and uneventful tot he point where even Yoda doing the ligthsaber gig seems boring and geriatric (Then again, it's a 900-year old muppet and Christopher Lee one-on-one so I guess that makes sense).

Miami Vice: I fell asleep for the first time at the movies thanks to this crock. What was the point of the white guy even being there? All he did was stand there with his mustache and hair and just......stand there.

Five Fingers of Steel: Horrible Kung-fu film featuring Hwang Jang Lee as a good guy who dropkicks trees (Not to mention the only character int he entire movie to have a name)

[HickMan]

I forgot about Miami Vice. That movie was pretty horrible. The main girl wasn't even hot!

[Lastpatriot]

Thirding Miami Vice.

Only movie I ever walked out of.

[macrodeath]

Here's one: the American version of Godzilla. Matthew Broderick ruins every single goddamn movie he's in. Only thing good about this movie was Jean Reno. Don't ask me why i like him. (Leon?)

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Fathom Zero's "Christmas is Cancelled" (jj).

[ZeldaQueen]

Lordy:

RV (which I only saw because my two friends outvoted me two to one when the choice was between that and Hoot)

Spiderman 3

Kung Pow (left the living room about ten minutes into that one)

Any of those ___ Movies (Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Dance Movie, etc) - And I'm assuming many people agree on this one. When I told my brother about Dance Movie, in the middle of drinking something he gave The Finger to the world.

Searching for Comedy in the Muslim World - Sweet heavens, that one I hated. It's basically Albert Brooks making an idiot of himself in India after the government assigns him the job of finding out what Muslims find funny. They make a few terrorist jokes (a girl says to her Iranian boyfriend that he has no sense of humor, to which he replies "I was the funniest person in my bomb-building class!") and Jewish ones (when a tv company tries to get Brooks to play a character in a sitcom called That Funny Jew!). Brooks spends the whole thing whining about how he can't get enough info for the 800-page report he must write, how he has no resources, and how things are s#1t in general. I wanted to throw a rock through the tv.

[Sionainn]

I would say Eragon and Date Movie would be the worst, and Darkness follows closely behind them.
I think Pearl Harbour may top all of them though, now that I think of all the shitty movies my former roommate subjected me too.

[Mockery]

Date Movie is definitely awful. It came on TV and I had to turn it off after about 15 minutes. But the same can be said for most spoof movies these days (such as the "Scary Movie" series). They just don't know how to do good parody flicks like they used to. I'll take a flick like "Hot Shots: Part Deux" or "Loaded Weapon" over "Scary Movie" any day of the week.

[Sionainn]

I agree completely, I'd take 'Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money' over whatever crappy new spoof they have coming out. It's pretty sad that the "2 of the 6 makers of Scary Movie" are trying to mimic the Wayons' brothers "hilarious" style of comedy, but at least it keeps Carmen Electra and Lil Jon employed.

[RaNkeri]

Oh yeah, Eragon also sucked ass :<

I went to see it with a friend of mine, just for the fun and to get few laughs. We were dead wrong.

But I can't understand you guys for walking out of the theaters. Seriously, if I pay 8€ for the ticket I won't walk out nomatter how much the movie sucks.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Beloved. If you by this DVD, the case is actually just stuffed with shit. Which is still better than getting an actual DVD of the film.

[Asila]

Ooooooh man. The movie that I really and truly violently hated the most and wished death upon as I walked out of the theater was Pan's Labyrinth. Yeah yeah, a lot of people loved that movie, and the fantasy bits of it were gorgeous. But the fact is that I shouldn't sob for 20 minutes at the end of a bloody fantasy movie. Fie upon you, unexpected drama!
My only other movie I can think of because I actually DID walk (drive?) out of it was that Exorcist prequel movie. I watched in at a drive-in as part of a 3-movie deal showing on Halloween; I was able to sit through AvP and left 30 minutes into the Exorcist thing. Man, it was bad.

[kahljorn]

I'm going to say that the worst movie ever is called Perfume. It's a story about a man born with an acute sense of smell. His smell was so strong that he could smell everything around him with the utmost vividness! The smells of fish and guts where he was born made him cry out his first tears which condemned his mother to death! His smels guided him through life like a brain and eyeballs would guide anyone else! He was like a dog, with that sense of smell of his. He would be rapturuous from smelling all the smells of this smelly world with that special, special nose of his!
Surely a man of such stature was destined to smell great things! One day his sense of smell lead him to smelling a perfume shop which had women trying on smelly perfumes! Afterwards, he followed a woman down the street like a hunting dog because he could smell he! He snuck sniffs of her neck and she saw him and freaked out about his nose being in her ear and started screaming so he killed her!

That's the first 20 minutes of the movie almost VERBATIM! also his sense of smell leads him to killing someone :O :O :O i stopped watching after 20 minutes though because watching a movie in which every scene is about somebody's fucking nose sucks.

[HickMan]

I hate black people movies, too

[macrodeath]

Worst movies i know: Are you scared (a very cheap Saw wannabe), Evil Aliens, Alien 4, Alien Vs Predator, Elm Street 6, Abandon, Wing commander, Ghostrider, Final Fantasy VII: Advent children, Mr. Bean's holiday, Sairen (Japanese, based on the video game Siren)...

[JediScum]

I almost want to second "Ghost Rider" but, it wasn't "most horrible movie i've ever seen". Disappointing, yes. But it didn't fill me wit total hatred for the human race like "Coyote Ugly" did so many years ago, and "Nacho Libre" recently.

I borrowed Ghost Rider from the local library and paid 50 cents. Same with Nacho Libre. The difference is with Ghost Rider, i thought "Well, I only paid 50 cents". With "Nacho Libre" I wanted that 50 cents back.

[MetalMilitia]

Any films which have "black people are different from white people LOL" as their major premise are guaranteed to fail.

[Angryhydralisk]

Here's another monumental trainwreck. The Pink Panther re-make. Beyonce shows the acting ability of a statuette in the film. She hardly talks or moves, which gives the mindset that standing around and looking sexy equates to acting. Plus the movie generally sucks except for the two sex gags between Steve Martin and the nerdy chick.

As for the person who suffered in drive-in night, I remember going with friends and sitting through The Day After Tomorrow and Garfield while Shrek 2 and some Harry Potter flick was on the other screen. Comparing this to the last time I went to said drive-in and saw Pirate of the Caribbean and Finding Nemo. That shit was like a double whammy.

[Mockery]

I forgot to mention "Christmas Vacation 2". This movie was built on a mountain of tears.