The Halloween Grab Bag: How To Really Survive A Horror Movie

[SPINAL]

Regarding #1, I cite the the classic bathroom death of Demon from Friday the 13th, Part 5 - A New Beginning.

Demon was doing a number 2 in a portapotty after having Taco Smell and Jason took him out. Of course, Jason did not actually go into the smellhouse-- he impaled through it with a spear!

[Kitsunexus]

Classic and awesome. Well done.

[Primortal]

And if you're a Native American, and happen to be a IN a horror movie, 9 times out of 10, you WILL, without a doubt, have heard of a legend (preferrably a Native American one) that happens to be tied to said monster you are all facing.

And glad you like my avatar Mister Tea.

[Robodie III]

Don't be a specialist in things related to the monster. They'll make you die one of the worst deaths (like that shark expert in Jaws).

[StarscreamTheWaffle]

An addition to Jeanette's rule: DON'T, I REPEAT, DON'T TAKE THE OFFER OF BECOMING A ZOMBIE WITH A MIND! FALLOUT HAS TAUGHT ME THAT!!!