What is an acceptable number of times to masturbate in one day?

[kahljorn]

omg

i always thought 10k looked like some kind of murderous, penis wielding maniac

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

.....

[Dimnos]

Wow. Most people on uppers tha I have known Never much wanted sex or to spank it. Guys anyway. Women a dif story.

[stevetothepast]

Did you guys ever read "Guts"?

http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

It's pretty gross.

[Fathom Zero]

He's said that every time he's asked to do a book reading, at least one person faints during that story. I just laughed and laughed. 'Cause it's pretty hilarious.

[Shrubfest]

I've just read that book. I read guts at the teatable whilst eating pork chops.