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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:56 PM       
I was grounded for a year when I was in the fifth grade. I can't even remember what I did.


I only remember that, when you've been alive for a little over 10 years, a year of grounding is an eternity.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:21 PM       
hopefully he gave the original to his parents, too, or found a way to have them find it. probably wouldn't want to send them a link to the fb post though
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:32 PM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:47 PM       
o t/y
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:05 PM       
It was my first thought, too, buddy. I don't read half of what you say, anyway.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:08 PM       
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that is NOT as far as we know, at all.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:09 PM       
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THAT SEEMS A LITTLE UNCALLED FOR

and im not your buddy, pal
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:23 PM       
Holy shit, elx. I'm actually kind of amazed at you right now.

That kid is a fucking diabolical bastard, and I love it. Very well played, kid.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:28 PM       
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how is she any worse than any of the girls these days?
ARENT YOU (SUPPOSEDLY) ONE OF THE GIRLS THESE DAYS?

WHAT DOES YOUR LOGIC TELL YOU NOW DOOGIE HOWSER
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 04:11 PM       
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ARENT YOU (SUPPOSEDLY) ONE OF THE GIRLS THESE DAYS?

WHAT DOES YOUR LOGIC TELL YOU NOW DOOGIE HOWSER
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I looked through the members list and I think we're up to 9 doctors here with no degree.
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I looked through the members list and I think we're up to 9 doctors here with no degree.
I am a doctor, with the sheepskin to prove it. However, I admit I've never been in the military.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:34 PM       
I'd rather have my kid sucking beers than sucking cocks.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:56 PM       
hey nick thats my new sig in about oh 10 seconds.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 08:23 PM       
Elx, I would also like to see your list
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Old Dec 25th, 2009, 04:50 PM       
Six and she gets a free sandwich.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 01:28 AM       
I think we all want to see this list.

Or maybe, based on her hostile reaction here, we already have! Hey-oh! /rimshot

PS: I know Elx was not that girl, I am just stirring the pot because I am bored

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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 05:37 AM       
I think I would be a good parent, but I really, really don't want to put it to the test right now.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 06:32 AM       
the bitch deserves it! I would be so ashamed if that was my daughter...but I might have to hifive my son on the side after all the dust settled.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 08:10 AM       
She's making a list

she's checking it twice

to see which hotties have dicks of great size

oh, Katie's cunt is cumming in your mouth.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 08:15 AM       
She knows when you are sleeping

since she knows when she drugged your drink

so she knows that you are helpless

so skeet skeet with your dink
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oh, Katie's cunt is cumming in your mouth.
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the bitch deserves it! I would be so ashamed if that was my daughter...but I might have to hifive my son on the side after all the dust settled.
I'm ashamed that I was thinking the same thing.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 10:46 AM       
A dumb, slutty daughter has more at stake than a dumb, drunken son, for the most part. If he can keep his ass out from behind the wheel, he's not looking at an entirely altered future the same way she might be.

I saw the facebook pages of the alleged brother and sister, and neither looks asian or young enough to have really been involved in this.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 10:50 AM       
I think that elx needs to have a few beers and loosen up.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 11:17 AM       
Isn't this the same thing as a girl having a diary? The only difference is that she only had one piece of paper.
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