I am quitting my job on monday

[george]

since i have been coming here i have been a project manager, done sign repair, tree removal, waited tables (i am the best waiter in the world), been a bar manager, brick layer, and manufactured explosives for the govt, and lied to some russian girls about being an under ware model for calvin klien.

right now i am the CEO of a worldwide compression stocking company, and i fucking hate it. i decided to quit. i am going to be a cook, a writer, and a fuck machine.

and most likely poor.

so suck it wage slaves, i am once again out of the machine and i aint never going back. im too old, and lazy.