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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 09:43 PM       
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It is a scientific fact that the preseason Lions are unstoppable.

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It's early yet, but the Lions lead the Pats 27-10. Stafford looks good, the O-line for the Cats looks solid, and the seven Patriot defenders who failed to make the trip to Detroit are hanging their heads in shame...
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Old Aug 24th, 2011, 08:59 PM       
The only preseason I remember the Eagles having a winning record was when Rich Kotite coached the team.



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Old Aug 26th, 2011, 11:00 PM       
*cough* Kevin Kolb *cough*
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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 10:29 AM       
My girlfriend just saw oakland raiders fans for the first time on tv and was like "Why is GWAR at the football game?"

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Old Aug 27th, 2011, 05:37 PM       
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Old Aug 28th, 2011, 11:30 AM       
Lions win the Pre-Super Bowl!

Do they deserve a pre-Parade?
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Old Aug 31st, 2011, 01:10 AM       
Remember Kevin Everette? The Bills TE who was paralyzed during a tackle back in 07?

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Old Aug 31st, 2011, 07:21 AM       
Impressive that he didn't start lol'ing. I sure did.
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Old Sep 11th, 2011, 02:17 PM       
Colt. Freaking. McCoy.

Win or lose this game I can't help but be impressed at his poise and awareness as a QB. Pulling a 40 yard pass out of an almost certain sack is impressive
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Old Sep 15th, 2011, 08:37 PM       
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Colt. Freaking. McCoy.

Win or lose this game I can't help but be impressed at his poise and awareness as a QB. Pulling a 40 yard pass out of an almost certain sack is impressive
You guys face the woebegone Colts with John Kerry at QB. I think I might have the name of that QB wrong...
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Old Sep 18th, 2011, 09:26 PM       
Yes, the Detroit f***ing Lions.
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Old Sep 19th, 2011, 03:01 AM       
DEM FUCKING BROWNS, GODDAMN.
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Old Sep 25th, 2011, 11:13 AM       
Bad news for the Browns this week is Peyton Hillis is out with strep, but that should be a one week thing so he will be back next week. Hopefully the Browns can overcome this week in the meantime and beat the Dolphins
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Old Sep 25th, 2011, 04:30 PM       
Also, the 1PM games were all great, I didn't see one bad one

EDIT: By the way I am going to call it now, Lions Bills Super Bowl

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Old Sep 25th, 2011, 09:23 PM       
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By the way I am going to call it now, Lions Bills Super Bowl
Don't look now, you don't seem so crazy. Throw in the Rayduhs while you're at it!
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Old Sep 26th, 2011, 02:59 PM       
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And I see Mike Vick is crying about getting hit late. Garbage. Blaming it on the Refs huh? Try complaining to your offensive line, asshole.
For the record, without him the Eagles are merely average. The fact he tried to do it all himself last year got him into trouble, which he fully acknowledged at the start of this season. And, guess what? He is getting hit late, and not getting the flag.

Also, for the record, if they had a former Eagle QB playing, he would have been all about throwing his O-line under the bus (he did it on more than one occasion). The fact that Vick isn't doing this is a testament to his being a team player.

Get your facts straight before you start getting all pumped about trashing a player. Dick.
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At least the Raiders actually played in and won Super Bowls unlike the Lions. Or didn't choke in 4 straight Super Bowls like the Bills did. It's disrespectful to put the Raiders in the same class as those teams.

And I see Mike Vick is crying about getting hit late. Garbage. Blaming it on the Refs huh? Try complaining to your offensive line, asshole. Or maybe getting rid of the ball a little earlier? I seen NOTHING that other QBs don't have to deal with. What a crybaby, still blaming others but himself. I am glad this worthless germ is not on my team. He won't make it past week 7.
You need to learn to watch your lips you fucking shitbag.
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