I'm pretty sure a lady on my street is a spook. Her lawn is never cared for, and we never see her enter or leave her house; just sometimes, the lights are back on. I think that she has an elaborate underground tunnel system to get to her headquarters.
Or other people's houses.... Dun dun duuuuuun
Am I funny yet, guys?
Guys?
I'm pretty sure a lady on my street is a spook. Her lawn is never cared for, and we never see her enter or leave her house; just sometimes, the lights are back on. I think that she has an elaborate underground tunnel system to get to her headquarters.
you are going to be the homer to faulkner's emily
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Hey elx, your sig is too big. 400 x 100 pixels is the limit, son
She knows she puts a movie in and usually something happens. Only, communications are sometimes slow between the PS3 and the TV and often nothing at all happens. She was frustrated.
She's not playing games or anything, she's only a little younger than 1 1/2.
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"You've gotta' look to the future. The future is anarchy. I'm talking about lawlessness, I'm talking about the Lebanons of the future. I'm talking about the breakdown of the whole system. The military defending people against people. You won't get your appropriations waving that flag, there's no glory in that kind of warfare!"
And also, PEOPLE WHO DON'T TIP. YEAH FUCK YOU. GIMME RED PICKLES I DONT KAIR. servers make about $2 hourly, and most of that is taken out in taxes so our check is usually $0/Void. SO THAT TIP IS HOW I PAY MY BILLS AND BUY MY DRUGS
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Originally Posted by executioneer
thrasho you gotta realize that in a lot of places outside of the US people actually get paid full wages to serve food and therefore tipping is really not practiced
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Europeans are the absolute worst, man. We're located in a private urban complex that has 1.3-2.5 million dollar high-rise condos, and all we get is business men and investors like every single night. They sit at our bar for hours, always spend like $2k on imported beers/white wine and NEVER tip our bar attendant. but they know damn well better than that. Scandinavians/Germans are the worst drunk people.
What should be on your To Be Destroyed list then; Labour Laws that exclude Wait Staff from minimum wage & Employers that refuse to pay their staff properly.
When I worked in the ER, we didn't care if people stole our pens. Usually they took them to sign a form and bled all over them, and that did wonders for our wanting them back.
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