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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 01:25 PM       
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AChimp, can you take some pictures of Hearthglen Stratholme and the Elves' homeland for me? Basically I'd like to see any ruined alliance towns up in lordaeron. It'll be a while for me to get there seeing as how I just started over.
I haven't been to Stratholme yet. I'm level 55 now, so it won't be long, though. Kieto, Beasttracker and myself are starting to venture into the high level areas. Mak comes along when he's online, too.

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Also, I once saw a strange picture. It was in a very blue fog, and there was thsi very tall slender tower in it. I'll see if i can find it again, but can you tell me where that is?
There's lots of towers in the game. Ethel Rethor in Desolace sounds like that, but there's no fog around it. I haven't been to Felwood or Winterspring yet, so they might be there.
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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 01:31 PM       
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Capture the flag sucks when the other team has two or more shamans. They basically pave the path for the person running the flag back with grounding totems and we haven't a chance in hell of catching them, unless we're fortunate enough to have a hunter drop a freeze trap or a druid get close enough to root. I played four games, I believe, and the Horde won three of them

Going to try to get into Alterac Valley today. Due to the disproportionate population, the Alliance queue is ridiculous.
Yeah, I heard the Alliance queue was huge on LS, but Horde were getting in as long as it took to gather 40 people. I'll be trying one of them out tonight for a bit. You should all come and play Horde with us.

BTW, I hope you're not one of those paladins that rides into a group of Horde, drops consecration, runs away with your bubble on and then acts like they get a ton of contribution points. I hate those homos.
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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 02:07 PM       
I don't do that crap. I run into a group of Horde, concecrate, take a swing or two, concecrate again, then "bubble" and run away :P

Paladins suck at PvP, for the record.
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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 06:53 PM       
i get my ass kicked by warlocks all the time as my pally.

except this one time a warlock attacked me after i killed a bunch of ogres (had about 40% health), must have been a really shitty player as they diddnt bother using fear or any status aliments on me and it was just a case of chasing them about as their imp attacked me
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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 10:22 PM       
I have a trinket that grants fear immunity for 30 seconds. I own warlocks.
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 12:38 AM       
Warlocks don't even need fear.
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 12:53 AM       
It is well established that ninjas and pirates are mortal enemies, forever locked in a battle for supremacy. In a world where battle is more abundant than grains of sand on a beach, it is only natural that the great Ninja vs. Pirate war should surface here, in Azeroth.



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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 03:18 AM       
Where'd you get that funky text font
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 03:51 AM       
The Adventures of Robin Mak..atiel.

Anyway, the battles have commenced within the battlegrounds. Today, I scored 100+ HK kills.
In the final battles of Horde vs. Alliance. We find outselves at a stand off. The 2 level 50's of this battle, (Me and a Gnome Mage) have both captured the flag, and are hold up on opposite sides of the field while our teammates send zergling rushes to try to break through the defense and kill the flag holder. I have killed a enemy hunter and a rogue who tried to sneak past my Ice Trap block, only to be found getting hit in the face for 500 + dmg and a Poision at the same time. A rogue decided to join me in the defence which took almost 20 minutes. Our team finally raped the Mage, allowing me to capture and win the game.



Earlier in the game, I was perched upon the Alliance Ledge, sniping down on the pitiful humans when I heard the sound of my trap going off. I hit the mage below with one more mana drain before I turned to address this new problem. A druid was before me, trapped in a block of ice. I took a few steps back, and let fly with arrows. We ended up dancing around each other on a ledge that had a greater drop then the jump from the Zep Tower at the UC. Finally, with him 3/4ths of the way dead, I hit him with a scatter shot, tumbling him over the edge where I recived a HK. It was a great sight to behold.

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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 09:15 AM       
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Where'd you get that funky text font
It's standard in the Insomniax recompile. At first I hated it and was going to turn it off. But by the time I stumbled across how to do that, I'd decided it was much easier to read and kept it.
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 09:18 AM       


I like these shoulders. Where can I get some?
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 06:40 PM       
half is this game is the eternal quest for awesome shoulders and capes

at least i got the definitive black cape (warmongers)
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 07:36 PM       
I'm using my Sergeant's Cloak that I got for PvP because I like getting my hp over 4200.
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 10:50 PM       
ok, the NEAR definitive cape
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 11:48 PM       
Thats a frick awesome sig Dave. Do me one pls!
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Old Jun 10th, 2005, 12:04 AM       
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Old Jun 10th, 2005, 12:06 AM       
Another victim has succumb to the memorizing might of WoW! When will it end?! Hopefully never.
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Old Jun 10th, 2005, 01:19 AM       
I'm Lvl 55 now and yesterday I got 11,000 Contribution points in Alterac Valley. I dont know if that will help my rank or not though since I'm sure everyone else there got more.

The wait to get in Alterac is about an hour and 45 minutes average. Ive gone in 3 times. Its fun, but upitty 16 year olds whove never touched boob declare themselves the "leader" and their 4 lackeys demand everoyne follow thier commands.

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Old Jun 10th, 2005, 09:31 AM       
HOMO ALLIANCE.
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Old Jun 10th, 2005, 01:46 PM       
While anyone who can't spell disobey and talks like that should most definitely not be the leader, surely you recognize the undeniable advantage of working together under a unified command structure. All of the best PvP raids I've been in (two of which I've led myself) have had an undisputed leader who removed any dissenters countermanding his/her instructions. United we stand, divided we fall and all that jazz. This has always been the Horde's greatest advantage.
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Old Jun 10th, 2005, 02:16 PM       
Uh, whatever gave you the idea that Horde has more undisputed leaders? Or are you talking about Warcraft's plotline, and not WoW players?
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Old Jun 10th, 2005, 02:26 PM       
Teamwork is the Horde's greatest advantage.
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Old Jun 10th, 2005, 02:32 PM       
The Horde tends to work together moreso than the Alliance, mostly due to necessity. The Horde is outnumbered 2:1 on most servers, so the Horde has to get together or get dead. Horde pickup groups almost always work better than Alliance pickups

I've seen 20 Alliance run away when they got charged by seven Horde, and unless it's a group of people in a single guild, the Alliance seems to all fight for themselves (like continuing to chase someone for the easy kill and getting yourself killed in the process rather than retreating with the rest of your group to cover their flank), although you hardly see them running around solo.
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Old Jun 10th, 2005, 07:18 PM       
Despite all this, in all three alterac valleys instances I've been in we've pretty much destroyed everything horde except the hardest to get to city and its a stalemate at the last tower, which I've decided is immposible to take without Ivus summoned.
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Old Jun 10th, 2005, 07:54 PM       
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The Horde tends to work together moreso than the Alliance, mostly due to necessity. The Horde is outnumbered 2:1 on most servers, so the Horde has to get together or get dead. Horde pickup groups almost always work better than Alliance pickups

I've seen 20 Alliance run away when they got charged by seven Horde, and unless it's a group of people in a single guild, the Alliance seems to all fight for themselves (like continuing to chase someone for the easy kill and getting yourself killed in the process rather than retreating with the rest of your group to cover their flank), although you hardly see them running around solo.
That's like the exact same thing, but opposite, when I play Alliance. It's weird.

How can you tell if you're outnumbered in ratio unless you have status?
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