WoW - Oh God Please Let Me Get A CE For Burning Crusade

[AChimp]

It's easy. You see twice as many Alliance as Horde wherever you go.

[Dr. V]

You ever been to Tarren Mill before BG? That tells you right there how outnumbered the Horde is.

[AChimp]

I got 542 HKs in Alterac today, and almost 50 killing blows making me #2 on the Horde side when I finally left. :O

Alterac is fun, but it gets kinda boring since the battle basically goes back and forth between rez waves. There's a bunch of quests inside it, though, which net you almost 7000xp and a few gold each. You can kill enemies and loot their bodies for fun items such as severed night elf heads, tufts of gnome hair and dwarven spines. Then you turn them in for reputation bonuses!

There were a lot of stupid Alliance kids running around solo trying to be heroes or something. On the other hand, the Horde was being stupid at times, too. Everyone was running off to one of the mines to fight and the Alliance would sweep down and capture two graveyards in a row. Then we'd have to fight for 20 minutes to get them back.

I think once everyone actually completes the secondary quests, that kind of behaviour will die down. The Alliance seemed to disappear at times, too, presumably into their own caves.

[EisigerBiskuit]

The reason you see twice as many alliance than horde is because their not interested in fighting, and ran to do their thing, or their hiding near NPCs in Tarren Mill.

Anyway, Horde does have the advantage of teamwork. I went through 5 CTF games without a single flag cap. Then I put on my High-and-tall boots, and got everyone to stick together as a group. Dominated that game. Just takes forever to get alliance to stop shooting around like cowboys.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

So I was walking through the forest, just seeing what there was to see. I stopped to have some lunch. As I was eating, I saw a mage and his little paladin friend run by. I stopped them. The little paladin couldn't help but run in fear when he saw me. The mage tried. He couldn't stop me. He realized that he was going to die, and tried to run. Fool. As he tried to escape, I ripped his very soul out of him. He didn't survive. By this time, the paladin had gotten a grip on himself. We went at eachother. He was nearly dead. I could feel it. Unfortunately, I was weakened from my battle with the mage. I died. It wasn't over. I watched him from inside my body. The fool. He laughed at me. You should have seen the look on his face when I got up and set him on fire. Now he ran, so I sucked what little life he had out of him. I sat down and finished my lunch.

[Dr. V]

BEHOLD THE MIGHT OF THE PHANTOM BLADE!!!!!!!!!!


And that was a cool story oyster.

[Emu]

That's a sexy sword.

[DamnthatDavid]

I ain't claiming to be a Photoshop Master

[bigtimecow]

sweeeeeeeeet sigs guys

[Chojin]

No, they're not.

[bigtimecow]

they're better than making serious music together

[DeadKennedys]

Those sigs are the equivalent of having a picture of your cat on your shirt.

[DamnthatDavid]

but I do have a picture of my cat on my shirt.

[Dr. V]

Ty Dave. I like it. Altough, I regret leaving my cursor in the pic. Now it's gonna stick out at me. But Im a stickler.

[Chojin]

i would be more concerned with the fact that it sucks, personally

[DamnthatDavid]

You should be realize by now, that no one in this thread gives a flying fuck what you think. You keep poping up, giving your asine input, which is mostly whining about this thread. Why don't you go back to playing CoH and marveling at the tight pants that male players in that game display so openly.

[Chojin]

But see, you do care what I think. I'm not trying to make a profound impact on your gay little life, I'm just getting you all hot and bothered because it's funny to me. You should be used to it by now, considering it's what this forum has been about for the better part of six fucking years.

By the way Makatiel, the shadow on your name is hilarious. NEVER STOP BEING YOU. OH NAME OUT ON THE WATER.

[ziggytrix]

A better response would have been "SHUT THE FUCK UP BONDAGE DOG BOY. SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I AM FORCED TO RIP YOUR THROAT OUT AND LAP UP YOUR DELICIOUS NECK WINE ZUG ZUG!"

[Carnivore]

But see, you do care what I think.

No.

[AChimp]

Even with my 5000 contribution points and 600+ kills last week, I still haven't gotten ranked higher than sergeant!

My standing decreased from in the 500's to 1018 now, too. I didn't play BG enough.

[Dr. V]

Yeah well i'm still a scout so bleh!

[Chojin]

Originally Posted by Carnivore

How childish. You don't play the game, have no reason to be interested in the thread, therefore it's "the most mind-numbingly boring" to you.

I didn't give a rat's ass about your moving into your new office thread. Shall I go post in it to let you know how thoroughly disinterested I was?

Originally Posted by Carnivore

It's like an inside joke and you're not a part of it, Choj. Deal with it and don't be a whiny bitch.

Originally Posted by Carnivore

I do believe it is I who ultimately determines what is and what is not.

Originally Posted by Carnivore

My default response: whatever. If you wish to comment on something about which you know nothing, go ahead. Henceforth, I'll treat your unqualified opinion as such.

Originally Posted by Carnivore

Perhaps you can give us a preview of the part where you illustrate why boring threads go on for 26 pages?

Originally Posted by Carnivore

Well my life is officially worthless because Chojin, whose approval I so desperately seek, thinks I'm boring. And Helm, for whose approbation I also yearn, calling me a nerd is just salt in my gaping wound. Oh, woe am I.

Originally Posted by Carnivore

Attempts to glorify this thread? I don't seem to recall singing this thread's praises, merely pointing out that I don't give a flip if Chojin finds it entertaining. I'll merely continue to post in it infrequently, as I have been all along, and keep it as boring for him as possible. It's what Leroy Jenkins would want me to do.

Originally Posted by Carnivore

No.

Yes.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Wow... You're like the Mad Max of the Warcraft thread.

[Chojin]

The fundamental difference is that all of you who I'm able to piss off just by claiming you're boring and/or untalented, are the exact candidates for derison that this site was designed to provide.

Wah, I like sXe, shut up.
Wah, I like raves, shut up.
Wah, I like ska, shut up.
Wah, I like WOW, shut up.

You're members of a scene complaining that I'm making fun of you on a site that was founded on (aside from VD) a sXe/vegan hate page. The irony is so thick, you could cut it with David's blur tool.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

The difference between this and sXe etc. is that there's no pretend subculture. It's a discussion that is very boring to people who don't care. It's like when a chemist goes on for a couple hours to the average american about what happens when you do this and that with chemicals or when the average american talks about sports to a chemist. And of course we're complaining. You're making us think someone has said something we find interesting about this thing you find boring.