WoW - Oh God Please Let Me Get A CE For Burning Crusade

[the_dudefather]

cant we just talk about WoW? like the good old days?

[Dr. V]

I got a WoW desktop theme from WoW.com. Goot times.

[bigtimecow]

i know we should stay to talking about WoW and WoW only, but chojin is right guys.

[Bell E. Laffs]

Hey chojin, can you be a an adult for once at let us talk about our VIDEOGAMES

And if anyone wants a sig, I know how to go to Photoshop and go to Blending Options and click stroke too.

[DamnthatDavid]

I said I wasn't a photoshop master, not even a apprentice.

And the pictures are not ment to be heavely doctored, they are in-game pictures. I just added text and blured Volsh background to get ride of the blockyness. Mine, all I did was add Text.

And no, I really really really don't care what you think Chojin.
You are a fucking cockroach. You run around with no visible purpose. We don't care what you do as long as you stay hidden in the shadow, but now you are running across my sandwhich. <-Analogy

[the_dudefather]

saw this on ukresistance.co.uk today

LEVEL 50 WORLD OF WARCRAFT PLAYERS ARE ALL BLUE-HAIRED GIRLS WITH BIG TITS

...so says this FANTASTIC VISION OF A POSSIBLE FUTURE found on Gamepal, a site that lets you "rent" characters to experience life as a superior character in most major MMORPGs.


The most unrealistic representation of PC gamers EVER.

[Emu]

i don't follow

[Chojin]

You're making us think someone has said something we find interesting about this thing you find boring.

I'm sorry, is this not what is going on?

I also find it delicious that the king of internet pretention has told me to get over myself. All I did was call you boring. Was that really so bad, now? Come on. It's ok. We're all friends here. I... I didn't mean, it, ok? You are FASCINATING.

And yes, David - I bow to your years of servitude to the forum, and your many great accomplishments therein. May you forever fly straight and true. Your photoshop work is also FASCINATING, although for unintended reasons.

It's not even like I'm interrupting some sort of discourse here, so what the hell is your problem again? Getting upset with me is like freaking out when someone farts in hell. Here, for those of you who want this thread to return to its FABLED GLORY, just read below the dotted lines on each of my posts from now on. Hopefully this will help to restore some order around here!

*By the way, Bubba, I never once said I hated or even disliked WOW.

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got my epic mount today lol 15 g what the hell am i right n e way alliance are such dicks i cant go anywhere without someone ambushing me fucking rogues they just freeze me out of nowhere and my connection already sucks dont get me started on that point is it isnt my fault sometimes i think pvp should be consentual but i dunno just cause it works for me i dont think blizzard should change their design i guess it works for most people anyway i like the color orange

[DeadKennedys]

Chojin's right. This thread is boring. The Guild Wars and CoH threads are great because they have pictures and good stories. AChimp should post more stories with pictures.

We're also right. If Chojin doesn't like it, he shouldn't lurk around reading this thread letting his hate for it fester until he can't suppress the urge to post. And David, your sigs are just fine.\

And on a completely uninteresting note, here's my character. I think he looks dandy.

[ziggytrix]

Actually, I've kinda gotten sick of the GW thread and seeing the 1001 homoerotic poses of their characters. Frankly, not that much interesting happens in MMORPGs unless you're personally involved.

Example: if you don't play WoW, would you really care about the REAL reason Tauren are generally mellow?


Now that's the ugliest damn bong I've ever seen.

[Helm]

dude, you love the GW thread and you know it.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Can never go wrong with cute men being gay with everything.

[bigtimecow]

sorry i havent been alive guys, i've been living on ebay and buying ninja turtles and star wars and marvel legends figures.

[DeadKennedys]

You can't live in the 80's forever

[bigtimecow]

let's hope not.

'cause i only lived in them for 2 years.

[AChimp]

THE STORY OF HOW CHIMP GOT HIS INFERNAL

Oh ho, little gnome! So you say you can tell me how to summon infernals?



After a few minutes of riding, I find the dead infernal right where the gnome said it would be.



HMMM.... It looks a little big.



Backup arrives.



... And the summoning begins! He doesn't look too tough. In fact, he looks downright cuddly. Hugs all round!



BAD TOUCH!



We are forced to act! :O



Victory at last! He made a big mess.



Okay, gnome. Gimme the secret of summoning.



OH NOES! The gnome summoned a death chicken instead!



Ha ha! The chicken is dead! The secret is MINE!



People come to watch how powerful I am!



This model kills boars in one hit.



Sadly, the infernal became unruly after a few minutes and had to be euthanized.

All members of Mockery who were online at the time came out to comfort me.

[AChimp]

OH GOD, WHY CHIMPY? WHY????



AARRRRRRRR!! Korro can make pirate hats. If you send him the materials, he'll probably make you one, too.



I'm a pretty fairy.

[Chojin]

You might want to try raising the brightness in photoshop on some of those and cropping your screenshots to what's important (on the infernal one, the second post was understandable); I couldn't tell what the hell was going on in about half of those pictures :<

[AChimp]

I can see them fine on my monitor.

[Chojin]

I'll take this to MSN so as to not contribute to the boringness :o

[Dr. V]

Gret pics chimpy. Great grand wonderful. I'v ebeen taking some time off of my war to build up a mage of mine. I figure the only way to be good at pvp is to blast ppl from afar.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Is that chicken a point at the demon chicken from MI3?

[AChimp]

No idea, but it's funny because you're all prepared to fight another infernal when this chicken appears instead.

I had my HP up to 5283 yesterday. I'm huge.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Thats another thing I have a hard time dealing with. How do warlocks have their HP all the way up to 6000 while I'm stuck with a measly 2000? You get Int-Sta, right? I'm a measly kitten :<

[AChimp]

Everything I'm wearing gives me at least +10 to Int/Stam. I have a talent called Demonic Embrace that gives me up to 15% extra stamina (I only have 3/5 ranks right now). My base HP is around 3700.

My imp gives me a buff that's +52 stamina when he's out. Then I stack on Prayer of Fortitude and a whole bunch of other buffs. My demonic embrace seems to be applied *after* the buff is added to my stamina, so for every 1 point of stamina, i get around 14 hit points where every other class only gets 10. With the right buffs I can get my stamina over 325.

Just buy everything "of the Eagle" and you can be like me.