Location: Give me the coffee and no one gets hurt! LOL
Sep 6th, 2012, 07:12 PM
"As you probably already know by now, we always pride ourselves on going crazier over this holiday than any other site ever has..."
I take issue with that. I'm pretty sure X-Entertainment has been doing two months of Halloween for just as long--if not longer. Speaking of which: HOW PUMPED ARE YOU GUYS FOR HALLOWEEN/THANKSGIVING SEASON?
"...A Day of General Thanksgiving to Almighty God for the bountiful harvest with which Canada has been blessed – to be observed on the 2nd Monday in October." -Canadian parliament, 1957
I went out to some woods tonight for a quick smoke session, and sat down in a thickly wooded part of a small game trail. I sat down, started taking a few puffs, and generally relaxed.
At some point, I started getting little itches on my arms and legs, but didn't really notice. Eventually, I shined my flashlight at my arm, and a bunch of daddy long leg spiders had climbed from a tree onto me.
I hate those little fuckers. They creep me right the hell out.
I had a swarm of yellow sac spider hatchlings go up my arms once when I was gardening. Fuckers are venomous and mean biters. I went crazy batting them off my arms, ran inside, put my clothes in the washer, dumped in soap and bleach, taped the washer lid with duct tape, and spent the next week scraping spider carcasses out of the inside of my washer. If I hadn't been wearing one of my favorite outfits, I would have thrown my clothes away.
daddy long legs aren't spiders KNOW YOUR ARACHNIDS
yesterday i think i offended somebody at work because she was talking to me about something and suddenly there was a spider and clearly i was not paying attention to her, but watching the spider and making it crawl onto my arm. in my defense, it was a tiny jumping spider and jumping spiders are adoooorable.