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Tadao · #**88601**

I delete all mine in case one of you mods tries to peek.

executioneer · #**88602**

i had to delete all of mine because my inbox got all full because I wasnt a mod anymore and my limit went down to 50 D=

lucky there's a thing to export all your PMs to a text file

executioneer · #**88603**

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Originally Posted by Tadao

I delete all mine in case one of you mods tries to peek.

also im p. sure mods can't look at ur PM folder that is kind of the point????

Tadao · #**88604**

Oh, Ok.

kahljorn · #**88605**

hey can somebody download this book called fun home off of thepiratebay and e-mail me a copy of it? csophxwt@gmail.com

my only internet is school internet

executioneer · #**88606**

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn

hey can somebody download this book called fun home off of thepiratebay and e-mail me a copy of it? csophxwt@gmail.com

my only internet is school internet

is it the comic book by bechdel?????

executioneer · #**88607**

because if it is i sent you a email!!!!

kahljorn · #**88608**

yay!

thanks yo u just saved my life

HickMan · #**88609**

That was a pretty swell thing to do there, willie.

Why can't internet people be more like willie?

Esuohlim · #**88610**

kahl how about I download books I think you should read instead like bible.pdf

executioneer · #**88611**

milhouse i think you need to learn to hate the sin and love the sinner

LordSappington · #**88612**

I don't have the money or plans to do anything on Halloween this year. I may just make a hookah out of a pumpkin, put on a gas mask, and throw a tv outside so I can watch scary movies, smoke, and hand out candy.

Tadao · #**88613**

why don't you just make a hookah out of a gas mask and go as a fag?

Tadao · #**88614**

executioneer · #**88615**

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Originally Posted by LordSappington

I don't have the money or plans to do anything on Halloween this year. I may just make a hookah out of a pumpkin, put on a gas mask, and throw a tv outside so I can watch scary movies, smoke, and hand out candy.

i have p. much the same problem

i might go do halloweenish stuff with my sister this weekend, idk. i have no costume idea and zero dollars to make one if I did

LordSappington · #**88616**

The woes of being lazy, broke, and with a complete lack of creativity

cavemanbabe · #**88617**

Consider living in a country that doesn't celebrate Halloween, it's hell. I'm moving to make 2014's Halloween better though!

Kitsa · #**88618**

My kid wanted to be a jellyfish this year because she loves jellyfish. So I was thinking, uh, okay, we can do this. I got a clear pink umbrella and hung a pink hoop inside to offset the tentacles, which I made out of pink ruffly ribbon with fish tangled up in it here and there. It didn't look bad, if I say so myself. When I made it, I googled "jellyfish costume" and the only real picture of one was two women at a festival or something in jellyfish hats.

So I took her to an amusement park and she won 2nd place, which was a big backpack full of amusement park stuff and very cool. So I'm thinking, ok, we did all right with this one, apparently it does look like a jellyfish.

Then a woman in big bee-glasses came up to me and started talking about how the costume is on pinterest and she knew I'd found it on pinterest. I didn't find it on pinterest. I've grown to hate pinterest for precisely this reason- there are no original ideas anymore. But apparently it looked like something that was on pinterest.

Today we were in a costume parade and there was another jellyfish. Not done the exact same way, but similar. So I guess other people must have come up with the same idea at the same time or something.

To be fair, my kid was carrying an empty jumbo tub of Jif as her trick or treat bucket because she decided she should be a peanut butter and jellyfish. Some people got that, some didn't.

I fucking hate Pinterest.

Tadao · #**88619**

I hate bitches who like to hear the sound of their own voice. Do bad you didn't electrify the stingers and have your daughter light her up. "DID THEY HAVE THAT ON PINTREST CUNT?"

Tadao · #**88620**

Oooooooo battery leds of the pinkish nature glued to the inside and the tentacles could look cool.

Kitsa · #**88621**

I have glow-in-the-dark pink necklaces for the gonads (that's what the loops on the top of moon jellies are, fwiw) and I was going to tie some up and down the tentacles with pink thread. I didn't do it today because it wasn't dark enough to make a difference.

BTW, "Pinterest Cunt" should be a new genre of person.

dextire · #**88622**

Was her kid in the costume competition or did just want to insult your creativity?
Hey, the stinger comes in pink to match the costume!

Pink LEDs or EL wire would look really cool.

Kitsa · #**88623**

I don't remember if her kid was in the contest. There were so many, because it's basically a large amusement park full of kids all lined up, not divided into age groups or anything. I think nowadays people just assume you can't come up with an idea by yourself- if it looks cool or original, it must have come from Pinterest. I don't know where the hell the stuff on Pinterest is supposed to have come from.

I do know that last year we did the same contest (also took second, my daughter was in a chicken suit with red spots as chicken pox and her treat bucket was a giant bottle of calamine lotion) and there were like 50 or 60 Meridas. And the mom in front of us was telling her daughter that she would win because she had the OFFICIAL bow, the OFFICIAL wig, the OFFICIAL Disney dress, etc. And of course none of the Meridas won. Nothing like that could win because when they say "And first place is Merida, let's have Merida come on up!", fifty kids would head for the stage.

The kid who won first place deserved it. He was in a black trenchcoat with a giant bloodshot eyeball mask, and a fedora on top. He was a private eye.

The three prizes were amusement park backpacks filled with stuffed toys, hats, small souvenirs.