I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I spent way too much money on Earthbound today.

[Tadao]

RoG, I think watching you watch He Man, well it's probably the most relaxed I've ever seen you. I think it looks good on you.

[inferno]

Originally Posted by captain516

They don't hang around for 11 months out of the year but "crawl out of the woodwork" for the chance to get candy and trinkets and to post WACKY STORIEZ LOL
Maybe it's because I'm a bitter asshole, but that sh*t s*unds f*cked up to me, yo

YoYoYo, I'm back and straight out of Woodworkz to ask "Where The Candy and Trinkets at?" </JOKE>

But really, I've been checking the Forum Events page since November 1st with growing worry, completely missing that people have been posting here. (I'm just so good at internet forums you guys)

Now how can I

Spoilers!

gift RoG with 20 USD of bulk Mellowcreme Pumpkins

------Don't read if you are RoG, it's a secret!

[inferno]

Other than that, How's life everyone?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I've had some good poops recently.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck guys, nobody's up late on here anymore

OR ON EVER

[captain516]

I have a really fucking bad case of procrastination.
It's so bad that the only way I can motivate myself to finish something is if I have drink (or several) first.
Which brings me to what I've been drinking lately:
Kraken + diet coke= decent enough. If Grislygus was here he'd be ripping me a new asshole right now, I remember him being something of a liquor snob.
Homemade pine nut vodka + cranberry juice + one of those powdered drink mix packets= Life in Mother Russia has taught my grandparents some hard lessons, but this is one of those things that you're obligated to pass on to your descendants. Hell, if I had the resources and time, I'd be bottling Captain516's secret family recipe kedrovaya. Of course I'm too much of a faggot to drink it straight, hence the other stuff to act as a buffer.
Hoegaarden White Ale= the beer with a funny name and a great taste.

UPDATE: Pernod tastes like ass and poo (and licorice, same difference amirite), if you can drink this without gagging you are a better man than I.

[Pub Lover]

Happy new year, you fucking fucks.

[Pub Lover]

Woah, I guess I do have some of the emoticons here memorized.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by captain516

I have a really fucking bad case of procrastination.

I procrastinated my teens and twenties. I am now working on my thirties.

Originally Posted by captain516

It's so bad that the only way I can motivate myself to finish something is if I have drink (or several) first.

I am only here because I am drunk. I was only ever here drunk. I guess I have been sober for a while? Whoops, fell off the wagon Better call my sponsor.

Originally Posted by captain516

If Grislygus was here he'd be ripping me a new asshole right now, I remember him being something of a liquor snob.

A lot of the losers here were booze snobs. I was one of them. HEY PAST ME, I AM DRINKING MOSCOW MULES BECAUSE I AM A LITTLE BITCH!

Originally Posted by captain516

Of course I'm too much of a faggot to drink it straight, hence the other stuff to act as a buffer.

Hit me up sugarlips. :thatsuckingdickemoticonwehad

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

:thatsuckingdickemoticonwehad

[Pub Lover]

Another year older.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Fuck guys. Happy New Year

[Esuohlim]

whatever

[Tadao]

jerk

[Otto]

I don't crawl out of the woodwork! I come in and out of depressive hazes.

I refuse to believe it's a new year until I hear it from my commanding officer. Also don't looke Hess in the eye, he has a screw loose.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I got a new job this week. I make circuit boards now.

NOBODY IS GONNA SEE THIS

[Mockery]

I saw it. Congrats

[Tadao]

When you say you make circuit boards, do you mean you work the soldering tables with the wage slaves or that you design them? or what? Hope you get paid well, when I was in electronics all I got offered in the 90s was the soldering table.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

lol No, I just make them, I don't design anything hahaha

Hahahahaha, I'm a slave

[Babs]

I'm married now. She's really fucking awesome and very beautiful so I did indeed get very lucky. I'm still in the pharmacy and I'm constantly soldering and doing little things to fight depression from this place being a graveyard now adays.

[Esuohlim]

I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.

This place was useful for what it was when I needed it in my life. It seems almost fitting that it started dying when my interest waned. But it also saddens me greatly that I was much funnier at 15 than I am now at 28.

[captain516]

Our little milhouse is all growed up ;o

[captain516]

I was never a big part of the community on here but I still like to re-read the threads every once in a while because the internet is all about frog pictures and negro twitters and basically sucks now. I find myself perpetually annoyed at kids and their newfangled music. Is this what being old feels like?

[Babs]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I married my long-time lady recently. She's been short-hairin' for two years or so, so I'm finally living my oft-advertised dream of getting my fuck on with a woman who looks like a prepubescent medieval page boy and things are just swell in my life right now.

This place was useful for what it was when I needed it in my life. It seems almost fitting that it started dying when my interest waned. But it also saddens me greatly that I was much funnier at 15 than I am now at 28.

It's astounding how it all turns out. I ended up marrying a badass woman who for reasons I'll never know loves guns, look's a mystic elf, and loves not dragging to me shitty places all the time and make my life a living hell, infact it's a hobby of hers. It's surprising what life will offer you when you actually make an effort and give a shit.