I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Tadao]

[captain516]

Those are some good-looking white people.

[Pub Lover]

[bigtimecow]

fuck you

[zeldasbiggestfan]

You guys gonna watch the switch event tonight?

[Tadao]

Is that the new Nintendo crap? Fuck them.

[stevetothepast]

The Zelda game looked okay, the Mario one looked horrible, but I haven't been excited for a new video game for a long time now.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

My preorder is in for both versions of Zelda.

I AM SUPER SALTY THAT I DIDN'T GET A SPECIAL EDITION

[Esuohlim]

i'm a dad now you fucks

if anyone wants to come learn what it's like being a dad i'm hosting a seminar on dadchat at 2am ok just click the link below

link

[Tadao]

[AChimp]

WHATS UP YOU FUCKERS

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I'M ON MEDICATION THAT MAKES ME SHIT MYSELF LIKE 6 TIMES A DAY RIGHT NOW.

PS congrats, milhouse. WHAT'S THE LITTLE BUGGER'S NAME

[Tadao]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

i'm a dad now you fucks

if anyone wants to come learn what it's like being a dad i'm hosting a seminar on dadchat at 2am ok just click the link below

link

I mentioned it to people, CiG and 10K and The Leader amd MLE are all happy for you. I'm sure others are too if the unblock me.

[MarioRPG]

Aw congratulations Milhouse. That's huge news.
Everybody growing up and stuff. Not me.

[captain516]

Originally Posted by MarioRPG

Aw congratulations Milhouse. That's huge news.
Everybody growing up and stuff. Not me.

You and me both, buddy

Let's party with people we don't like and waste money we don't have while doing everything we can to avoid thinking about time and youth slowly running out without accomplishing anything of merit.

[MarioRPG]

Originally Posted by captain516

You and me both, buddy

Let's party with people we don't like and waste money we don't have while doing everything we can to avoid thinking about time and youth slowly running out without accomplishing anything of merit.

See? This guy gets it. Literally my biggest news of the past few months is that I almost moved across the country for a meh job, and then didn't.

[Nick]

I can't believe we're fucking dead

[Guitar Woman]

Has anyone actually died yet?

I mean, I guess we have no way of finding out. My money's on Tadao, me, and whoever else does a similar amount of drugs.

[Guitar Woman]

Happy your kid's birthday btw

[Tadao]

I'm racing my way towards death, so I'm a pretty good bet. I don't know how I would find out if GW died. Fucking Otto was so suicidal I had to remove him from Facebook. He might be dead.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I'm alive, and in a new apartment :o

[Esuohlim]

RIP FartinMowler

jk

i hope kellychaos is dead

[captain516]

I hope Chuck Barris dies too, fuck that guy

[WhiteRat]

This place is on it's last few breaths me thinks.

I'm now the proud poppa of a college degree (at the age of 32 even!) from a fancy pants private university thanks to the bi-partisan Post 9/11 GI Bill, which footed the entire 130k bill. Now I just have to find me one of them newfangled jobs everyone has been talking about...

[Tadao]