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Grislygus · #**9476**

Hey Spaceman, duck and cover. Keep the early posts neutral, try not to piss off too many people, and cut and run at the first vulgar insult from a regular.

You see, right now you're a baby alligator. It's a big world out there, and there's a lot of danger lurking about. Not only do you have to deal with birds and snapping turtles, but you have to deal with other alligators, too. It's an exploratory phase right now. You need to figure out how things work, what your prey is, and what to watch out for. If you get too close to the bigger critters, you'll end up as an evolutionary miscarriage.

But, if you keep your head down, stay in the shadows, and keep gobbling up insects and tadpoles, then someday you too, might be able to be Not Universally Hated.

soundtest · #**9477**

SpacemanSpiff · #**9478**

well first of all im not in the states and the last school shooting we had here was the dawson shooting, if thats what your trying to get about metalmilitia, i dunno man trenchcoat refernce? =]

grislygus that was the longest metaphor i'd seen in a while, and what difference does it make in the long run, and not to sound like retarded, whats bape

xbxDaniel · #**9479**

Yeah, you'll definitely get along with everybody here just fine.

SpacemanSpiff · #**9480**

oh ok sorry metalmilita i just got it nvm what i said, yeah i can be slow at times. and im not spotty

Fathom Zero · #**9481**

Your brain is spotty with tumors.

SpacemanSpiff · #**9482**

is it now?

Schimid · #**9483**

lol hi guys

MLE · #**9484**

HI!

DeadKennedys · #**9485**

There's no such language as "Indian." There were many, many diverse languages, as different as chinese and english. Fucking moron.

Mike · #**9486**

Well since this thread does not have enough pictures lately I will post some.

Yes I chose the big-hair star trek girl.

I was supposed to be Arthur Dent in the bathrobe and towel but no one got it.

At another party I went as Ryu.

Even the drag-tinkerbell can be my friend.

I got to know this cute little Asian girl very well.

Jixby Phillips · #**9487**

you look lke a very interesting person mike!

soundtest · #**9488**

Quote:

I got to know this cute little Asian girl very well.

How well?? Who's thinking what I'm thinking??

Mike

MrAdventure · #**9489**

ew gross it's drunk people

Supafly345 · #**9490**

Asian women are the only females on the planet with the remarkable power to look like boys without being masculine at all.

soundtest · #**9491**

I'm sure its just the camera angle but I was thinking Asian Star Jones. :/

Ninjavenom · #**9492**

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Originally Posted by SpacemanSpiff

hows about you read th title of the board there ninjavenom? maybe im dyslexic or something but i do beleive it say post your own picture. thats just me though. if it makes you "cool" to go, for example" to a thread saying "post your jokes here" and you start ranting about how we don't wanna hear your jokes, that might just be the fuckingest retarded thing i've seen in a while.

I know what the title of the board is, you whippersnapper. Read this thread and see how many people show up, post a picture of themselves, and post maybe 9-10 times before never posting again. It's fucking corny. Why would you post a picture of yourself if you can't even stick around long enough for us to make fun of you?

BTW, it's been a while:

Catholic Churches in Muscoda, Wisconsin don't lock their doors. Maybe because it was a Sunday. Maybe because the town has a population of like 800. Maybe because the school literally across the street was a broken-down and abandon goth-kid lair full of poetry, ICP lyrics, and all sorts of broken liquor bottles and limericks about who fucked who. I don't know.