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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 12:36 AM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 12:44 AM       
Im teh bomb.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 12:50 AM       
BLACK MEN CAN'T SWIM (remember movie, 'white men can't jump' )
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FEAR THE POOR, STEAL THE RICH
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 01:04 AM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 02:59 AM       
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What about all the GOOD things Hitler did?
You stole that from t-shirt hell, you unoriginal ******
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 03:55 AM       
There's a whole bunch of suggestions in this thread that are all ripped off and some directly from other stickers. ORIGINAL IDEAS, IDIATZ.

I think "Black men can't swim" would be funnier as "Black men can't crouch" But that's just me.

ALSO, HONK IF YOU'RE HORNEY
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 08:01 AM       
You stole that from t-shirt hell

Ha, yet 99% of T-Shirt Hell's merch is ripped-off crap.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 08:26 AM       
HORN IF YOU'RE HONKEY, OMG

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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 09:10 AM       
Whoever said fight fire with fire burned to death.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 09:10 AM       
sXe sUx.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 10:17 AM       
This thread reminded me of the trading cards of yield sign stickers with bunch of hilarious sayings. They were selling in the late 80's at the same time Garbage Pail Kids trading cards were popular. Those ruled.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 11:12 AM       
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Dreadlocks Are the Mark of the Beast!
I volunteer to buy these & stick them all over Burlington, VT. =]

Also, DrewKatsikas's prototype needs a tiny plane half sticking out of the milk carton.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 04:13 PM       
IM BURSTING WITH JOY!
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 05:33 PM       
I BRAKE FOR PICKLES (surprised no one else mentioned that yet)

FUCK BUMPER STICKERS

CYNICAL BASTARD ON BOARD

JESUS IS A DIRTY HIPPIE (good for us Bible Belt Slaves)

STOP NOISE POLLUTION: Use a silencer when killing yourself

YOUR LIVEJOURNAL IS TEH GHEY

MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT WHO ALSO HAS A SHITTY BUMPER STICKER

or, of course..

MY KID IS A SPERM CELL FLOATING AROUND IN MY TESTICLES

ahh... damn.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 07:03 PM       
"Keep your eyes on the road, jackass."

"This slogan won an internet bumper sticker slogan competition. "

"if you are sexy follow me and we will arrange a date "

"Stop watching new episodes of the simpsons jerk "

"Pete And Pete was by far the best thing Nickelodeon ever produced. Honk if you agree."
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 07:22 PM       
I BOUGHT THIS STICKER AT O-MICKERY.COM
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 07:42 PM       
I JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG!!!
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 07:44 PM       
"I love rednecks."

Oh, and my face should be imprinted on it too. Yah, thanks.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 07:59 PM       
The Matrix is Gay.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 08:15 PM       
honk if your horn works
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 08:17 PM       
here i am rock you like a hurricane.
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 08:42 PM       
"Clean up the gene pool."
"I am a pool boy in a porn movie."
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"For your childrens sake - Kill yourself."
"9-?? NEVER FORGET"
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 03:19 PM       
"MY GOD CAN KICK YOUR GOD'S ASS!"
"GOD IS GAY!"
"I KICKED JESUS' ASS!"
"JESUS LOVES THE COCK!"
"IF YOU READ THIS STICKER, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!"
"KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA!" (sorry, couldn't help myself.)
"BRUCE CAMPBELL IS GOD BITCH!!!"
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Old Aug 7th, 2003, 04:03 PM       
ANOTHER GENERIC BUMPER STICKER ABOUT GOD OR JESUS AND THE MEAN THINGS THIS BUMPER STICKER SAYS ABOUT THEM
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 03:08 AM       
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