Virgins ARE LOSERS!

[Royal Tenenbaum]

"If you're nice all the time, I've found that girls will walk all over you and take advantage of your willingness to do stuff for them. Of course, if you assert yourself too much, you are labelled a jerk."

Maybe all the women you've been with are manipulative bitches.

[Yep.]

Maybe you just lack assertiveness sometimes so you let women walk all over you. Then you over-compensate and act like an asshole.
Or maybe i don't know shit about your situation.
In any case, if you get used, you're partially to blame.

Don't be nice and don't be a jerk, be yerself and realize that sometimes shit doesn't work.

[Esuohlim]

OR MAYBE NATURE JUST DOESN'T WANT YOU TO GET ANY.

[CaptainBubba]

Seeing as this is already bumped I figure I'll update my virginity status:

Still goin strong!!

[Rongi]

What? Are you too poor to afford a cheap hooker? Get it over with already

[CaptainBubba]

I paid her the money but I forgot what I was supposed to do to make sex.

She wouldn't give me my money back either.

[Hobo Renee]

Virgin time. To many people around here have STDs But people have touched my boobies and I hugged a naked boy once

[CaptainBubba]

I LOVE IT WHEN THIS THREAD GETS BUMPED BECAUSE I GET TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT I AM STILL A VIRGIN.

[Esuohlim]

It sucks having your best friend be a girl because then you can't talk about girls you'd bang without it being awkward.

I wish she was a lesbian

VIRGINITY IS KEEN

[CaptainBubba]

It sucks having all your new friends that are girls have boyfriends already. Escpecially when the boyfriends are repulsive.

It also sucks having no one aknowledge you as a serious human being, but instead a little dude who exists to amuse all the fortunate and taken girls out there.

I don't get along with guys and I do get along with girls to some degree, but girls like nothing more than fucking torturing me and being massive painful cock teases.

[Perndog]

It sucks when you're on a campus with 800 women and about only about 10 of them are even worth both looking at and speaking to.

There are plenty of singles in the other 790, though, Bubba; want me to send a couple over?

[CaptainBubba]

I thought it went without saying that ugly bitches need not apply to the Bubba luvin club.

[Perndog]

1) I said not worth looking at and speaking to. There are plenty of hot ones, even perfectly sweet hot ones, that I'm not interested in.

2) You might have lower standards than I do. She doesn't need to be all that ugly for me to walk away.

[Jeanette X]

I got my bf from match.com.
Seriously.

[Anonymous]

Yes, but he's ugly.tv.

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS MESSAGE BOARD USED TO BE MOSTLY LADIES

NOW ITS MOSTLY 14 YEAR OLD BOYS

HOBO RENEE YOU ARE ADORABLE AND I HOPE YOU GET LAID (SANS STDS)

DON'T DO ANY VIRGINS THOUGH, YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY PICK UP ONE OF THESE LOSERS

PS I'M A VIRGIN AND I FEEL FINE

[glowbelly]

i'm not a virgin and i feel fine

[Anonymous]

UGLY...DOT...TV!!!

[CaptainBubba]

I seriously fucking hate how this thread turned out.

And its not even like I was expecting anything better than acceptable.

[MrAdventure]

hey penises, u smell

yo vagiana, get lost

hey there butthole go color a bowl

how's about a nice handshake

[executioneer]

CRY ABOUT IT, CAPTAIN BUBBA

-willie

[Anonymous]

I DON'T BELONG IN THIS THREAD

[CaptainBubba]

THIS THREAD FUCKING SUCKS.

[Anonymous]

ANY THREAD I'M IN CAN'T BE ALL BAD

[CaptainBubba]

True.

I'm seriously considering being a lifelong virgin. I hate girls more every day. All I ever hear is how mean and abusive their boyfriends are and how much they fuck them. I honestly can't stand it. Its making me violently insane.