The following fucktards report to this thread

[Lotida]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Holy shit, Mad Max, if you seriously made Sports do this then anything and everything between us is now over and you're my favorite person here.

Will you be blowing him now?

[Anonymous]

Lotida: Don't worry, I won't be replacing you.

[Bubba da redneck]

Howdy everybody im back my old computer got busted by my relative celine when she tried to hump it. I decided to post my return in there here thread because i didnt waant to waste space just to make a thread for alittle olkd me in sure no none wil mind

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Damn Max... You really got a hell of a head on your shoulders... I mean to use all of your phrases such as "fucktard" "fucktard" "retarded fucktard" "faggot fucktard" ETC... Really just makes me want to be just like you. In fact to hell with this, from this day forward, I will be known as Mad Maxamillian!!! LONG LIVE MY HERO!!!







BTW, Come up with some new fucking material jackass.

[Anonymous]

Dustin: Yes, I know you want to be like me, but unfortunately your inbred genetic condition doesn't allow for that. Just try to follow along with the rest of your fellow fucktard classmates.

Hey fucktard, how about you trying to actually get some material to begin with fucktard?

And don't post in the goddamn thread anymore either, I'm getting sick of telling you fucktards this.

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[Bubba da redneck]

who you calling a inbred

[Anonymous]

potrzebie

[Bubba da redneck]

what does that mean

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Max... Did you become a retard by being dropped or simply by being blessed as the most idiotic person on the planet? I tend to believe maybe it is a combo of both...

[Anonymous]

furshlugginer

[Anonymous]

Dustin: Hey did you become a fucktard over time or were you born that way? No wait. You could've ONLY been born that way.

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Stop posting in this thread please.

[Anonymous]

potrzebie

[Bubba da redneck]

hey you faggot named mad max you better answer me or else

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Dustin: Hey did you become a fucktard over time or were you born that way? No wait. You could've ONLY been born that way.

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Stop posting in this thread please.

Oh ROFL... Man it takes talent to copy other jokes...

(Granted I stole that from stand up comedy but no matter!)

And just to piss you off, I am keeping this alive and well. Chew on that you 1 dimentional piece of unoriginal trash.

[Anonymous]

Dustin: Hey fucktard, you're the idiot who keeps posting in a vain attempt to argue with me. Thanks for proving you're an unintelligent fucktard monkey who jumps through the hoops.

And News Flash fucktard, all the shit you've been saying to me, has ALL been said before and much better, fucktard. So on top of being a bitch who's acting exactly how I want, you're also unoriginal.


Keep going though, I'm waiting to see if you'll surprise me, but your lack of wit and brain power already demonstrates that you won't. :/

bubba: I did answer you, fucktard.

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Stop posting seriously.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

You know Max... You're right. Since I am a "monkey who jumps through hoops" lets just end this thread once and for all with some quick facts about you.

MAD MAX

1. Has an unhealthy obsession with the word "fucktard".

2. Actually has the gull to want to put a stop to a thread he made to "call out" several of us newer to I-Mockery.

3. Is stumped by anything child-proof.

4. Is proving he is a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt by continuing to put on some sort of "show of fucktarditude" to entertain himself on I-Mockery.

5. Is living proof that a sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

With that being said, you are not even beneath my contempt. Good day sir.

[ArrowX]

Dustin wasn't born an idiot its because his parents got the bright idea to build their house near industrial power lines and a glue factory.

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

Originally Posted by ArrowX

Dustin wasn't born an idiot its because his parents got the bright idea to build their house near industrial power lines and a glue factory.

This would be an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

BTW, you look like shit. Is that the style now?

[Anonymous]

Dustin: Awww the little fucktard monkey's upset. Its okay. Don't cry.

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[ArrowX]

how can you see me?

and hows about you tottle off you annoying little bitch weasel

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

[Anonymous]

Dustin: Hey fucktard, way to show we haven't effected you in ANY way!

Seriously if you're gonna pull a hissy fit and storm off, make sure you actually do it. Your last "insults" have more of an impact that way, fucktard.

Now you just look like a wishy washy, whiney little fucktard bitch.

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I WANT YOU TO POST IN THIS THREAD FUCKTARDS!

[the[Hitman]]

What the hell.
Max missed Arrow and continued the sodomization of Dustin.

Is Arrow getting some under the table respect?

[Anonymous]

Max missed Arrow and continued the sodomization of Dustin.

ArrowX gets called every name in the book by everyone else here, so its pointless for me to insult him really. This was suppose to be a noob bashing thread anyway.

But I suppose appearances have to be made...

ArrowX: Shut the fuck up fucktard and go back to your little bitch slap war with sports assuming that fucking pussy hasn't left the board forever after the verbal raping I gave him.

hitman: Fucktard

Actually I forgot about pillowfight a few posts back too, so...

Pillowfight: Fucktardette

I think this is the first time so many women have posted in one of my threads, so this is a real special occasion!



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Just business, nothing personal...

[nothing4buddha]

o0o0o0 do me next max! do me next !