GLOWBELLY HAS BEEN IMPREGNATED! :O

[liquidstatik]

Congrats, Glowbelly! :D

[AChimp]

I think it's retarded for parents to name their kids after themselves. If you're gonna name 'em after somebody, you have to go back at least two generations.

[Matt Harty]

I like Alicia, Leticia, Mallerie, Briana, Paige for girls.

Eric, Joshua, Lucas, Zachary for guys.

Guys names I hate: Jack, Ryan, Matthew, William, Max, Jake, Kyle.
Girls names I hate: Emily, Jessica, Sarah, Amy, Laura, Danielle.

[darkvare]

congrats and have fun with your baby. i hope he dont becomes an evil person.

[Sethomas]

SINCE HIS FATHER'S ITALIAN, GIVE HIM AN ITALIAN NAME LIKE BENVOLIO OR FELATIO.

[da blob]

*BOOH*


seriously.
I never said it was a "life sucks" philosophy. more of a constatation of how the human race is plaguing the earth to its destruction - and being very happy about it. if you don't mind giving life to a being that will probably live half of his life with an oxygen mask on, fine. I find it sad for the rest of creation.

you will notice I was and never will be aggressive about it. relax folks, contradiction is usefull even where you would not expect/want it. even more there.


As for the thread about my abortion : I'm afraid it'll be of limited interest, it was 12 years ago and nothing notable, except for the anesthesic-induced sickness.

[FartinMowler]

Helm wrote

but a large number of idiots in this thread (like fartin) have no business at all congratulating you. Sure, according to societal convensions, that's what you say when someone you barely know is having a child, but it's also completely fake. Fartin doesn't care about you or your baby. You're a name on a computer screen, for him.

Helm I've never really liked you because your one of these people that holds onto a notion like James that your in some kind of special group that only you can pick the club members. I get a feeling of people resenting and being jealous of certain thing's on this site, it's very immature, so grow up and stop being a prick. I think Glowbelly know's that I think she is funny and that I respect her for here balls.

[Helm]

Yeah fartin, ok.

[ScruU2wice]

If it's a boy don't name him Saad, trust me on this one.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

I like Alicia, Leticia, Mallerie, Briana, Paige for girls.

Eric, Joshua, Lucas, Zachary for guys.

Guys names I hate: Jack, Ryan, Matthew, William, Max, Jake, Kyle.
Girls names I hate: Emily, Jessica, Sarah, Amy, Laura, Danielle.

HEY

[Rez]

so im the guy that walks in while this fantastic news flys by me and i enter the room talking to a cell phone and apologizing distractedly to everyone for being 4 pages behind on this.

then i finally get excited when everyone has quieted down.

gongratulations

Lelan is a good name.

[Rez]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

Helm wrote

Helm I've never really liked you because your one of these people that holds onto a notion like James that your in some kind of special group that only you can pick the club members. I get a feeling of people resenting and being jealous of certain thing's on this site, it's very immature, so grow up and stop being a prick. I think Glowbelly know's that I think she is funny and that I respect her for here balls.

no, you're a dumpus. thats probably what he's thinking.

[sspadowsky]

Congratulations, Karen! Good for you guys! Now you can eat all the cake and ice cream you want, and fuck-all to everyone else. Just blame it on the baby. "The baby wants brownies," or "The baby wants an entire rhubarb pie." Them fuckers do have an appetite, don't they?

Good for you, and enjoy your mommyhood.

P.S.- This doesn't mean you don't like "dead baby" jokes anymore, does it? You always had the best ones.

[Sethomas]

One team's "Blonde, yo momma's so fat, dead baby" joke went as follows: Your blonde momma's so fat she had an abortion because she wanted a snack. :/

[Rez]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

One team's "Blonde, yo momma's so fat, dead baby" joke went as follows: Your blonde momma's so fat she had an abortion because she wanted a snack. :/

but that makes no damn sense

[AChimp]

Originally Posted by da blob

more of a constatation of how the world human race is plaguing the earth to its destruction - and being very happy about it. if you don't mind giving life to a being that will probably live half of his life with an oxygen mask on, fine. I find it sad for the rest of creation.

DOOM! PESTILENCE! WOE!

[hawaiian mage]

Holy crap! Glowbelly is totally pregnant! Oh man! Like, I don't even expect you to remember who I am any more, but still! That's really exciting! Like, I went out of my way to register an account again just so I could say WOW.

So here it goes. WOW.

Rock. On.

[glowbelly]

hawaiian mage

[whoreable]

congrats on the baby, give your baby my best wishes

[FartinMowler]

Rez wrote

no, you're a dumpus. thats probably what he's thinking.

:/ the peanut gallery speaks.

[AChimp]

God dammit, Mage. You get your ass back here right now.

[Anonymous]

Congratulations again :o

You should ask roger to unban mister adventure to help celebrate ;<

[hawaiian mage]

"God dammit, Mage. You get your ass back here right now."

I don't know... from the looks of it this forum appears to have become oversaturated with stupid. Not just oversaturated, supersaturated.

Oh man...I notice you still have me listed as "on hiatus" in the Distorted Perspective section of your site... hoo lordy that's embarassing. Heh heh heh...

And so not to be offtopic: let's all hope Glowbelly's baby has awesome genetic super powers! Like that German 4-year old that can lift 50 pounds!

[whoreable]

mr adventure is banned??? why?

[AChimp]

You can help to remove the suck, Mage.

And I haven't updated that page in forever. Actually, I haven't updated the rest of the site in forever, either.