THE FUCKTARD FILES: I-MOCKERY VETS

[Terra]

Yeah.

After reading some of the manure that the new recruits have been posting, I decided Helm isn't half bad after all. I'd take his sharp knives and bullshit over that crap any day.

And it's a sad day on I-Mock when I cop to that fucking piece of info.

[Anonymous]

GADZOOKS: Shows what you know about REAL pimps, fucktard. And the jokes on you, my Mom's dead, you fucking welfare recieving trailer trash. Get the fuck off the internet and get a fucking real job, rice cake eating motherfucker!

Helm: Yeah, but you fucktards keep falling for that same tired gameplan.

Fucktard Noobs: This includes all of you fucking rejects that have been spamming up the fucking boards as of late. All of you are fucking worthless pieces of fucktard shit, with the collective IQs of a fucking pinworm. You need to be gutted and fucking killed ALL OF YOU.

[MetalMilitia]

I eat rice cakes. They are pretty nice actually, especially with butter or cheese. I dont like the flavoured ones though.

[Helm]

YOU NEED TO BE KILLED ALL OF YOU FUCKTARD NEWBS OH WAIT BUT IF YOU ARE DEAD THEN WHO WILL ANNOY THE VETS OH OH DILEMMA

PS MY MOM'S DEAD PLEASE FEEL SORRY FOR ME


Also, terra, please remember that I find you completely moronic and that switching from 'I hate helm' to 'I love helm and want to stuff the picture of his penis deep inside my swollen and ripe with puss vagina because liege lord you feel the heat, you burn to my touch mad max and his 15 inch man missle is purely hypothetical, a thing of legend' will not change that. In fact, it will only mean I despise you even more. So you know, fuck off.

[Anonymous]

OH SHIT HELM IS REALLY HARD CORE! NOW HOW ABOUT GIVING ONE OF YOUR HILARIOUS DEATH THREATS OVER THE INTERNET STATING THAT YOU'RE GOING EVICERATE EVERYONE YOU HATE AND STRING THEM UP. WE HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH OF THAT YET! I DON'T NEED NEW FUCKTARDS TO DO MY WORK, SHIT YOUR FUCKING STUPIDITY DOES A GOOD ENOUGH JOB OF THAT!

PS: THE JOKE'S ON YOU, MY MOM ISN'T DEAD FUCKTARD!

[Terra]

Helm, I love it when ignorant fucks like you just walk right into the wall like that. Laid that line right out in the open for you and Jesus fucking Christ I'll say one thing about heavy browed neanderthals like you; you are a predictable piece of smegma.

Now shall we try this again in another couple of months and see if you've learned anything at all? Are you capable of retentive education or are you all about flying robots are awe and I'll slice your tits up and burn you alive and keep your teeth in a drawer and take your soul, bullshit? You are one predictable pseudo pretend psychopath and you can't even do that right. You see the "real" homicidal maniacs don't make threats like that. They just show up and do it. Your all about the bullshit and frankly, your cromagnum persona is as pathetic as your fucking two pixel dick.

Now please go out in the yard and continue ass fucking your sheep while you finger your prostrate and have a wonderful day,.

You stupid fuck.

[MetalMilitia]

I like helm more than max.

And terra you need to stop sucking max's e-dick. It makes you look dumb.

[Anonymous]

Metal nobody gives a fucking shit what the fuck you say. You're just upset because I wouldn't be your friend.

And speaking of sucking dick, stop sucking Helm's it makes you look more fucking pathetic. Helm would piss on you and ass rape you if he had the chance. Of course your fucktard ass would probably like that shit.

[Terra]

Metal, you bend over for and take it from Helm all you want. Your more his type of sheep. But I don't think Max is into fellas.

Further. I couldn't give two shits a tickle and squirt what anybody thought of me. It just fuels me on if they hate me.

[MetalMilitia]

YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST, NO REALLY, IM NOT KIDDING. I THINK ITS FUNNY WHEN YOU SAY STUFF LIKE "YUR TOTALLY GAY FAG" AND THEN WHEN THEY POST BACK YOUR ALL LIKE "DUDE SHUT UP FAG, I ALREADY PROVED YOU WHERE GAY WHEN I SAID IT LAST POST LOL" THEN EVERYONE THINKS OMG THESE GUYS ARE SO COOL, THEY ARE LIKE JESUS BUT IF JESUS HAD A COOL HAT AND SMOKED AND TOLD PEOPLE TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. LOL LOL LOL.

Seriously though, i hate all of you more than you will ever know.

ok im done.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Seriously though, i hate all of you more than you will ever know.

ok im done.

Great. Now go stand in line with the rest of the fucking cattle around here and wait your turn up to bat when it's time to take us down.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST, NO REALLY, IM NOT KIDDING. I THINK ITS FUNNY WHEN YOU SAY STUFF LIKE "YUR TOTALLY GAY FAG" AND THEN WHEN THEY POST BACK YOUR ALL LIKE "DUDE SHUT UP FAG, I ALREADY PROVED YOU WHERE GAY WHEN I SAID IT LAST POST LOL" THEN EVERYONE THINKS OMG THESE GUYS ARE SO COOL, THEY ARE LIKE JESUS BUT IF JESUS HAD A COOL HAT AND SMOKED AND TOLD PEOPLE TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES. LOL LOL LOL.

Seriously though, i hate all of you more than you will ever know.

ok im done.

Translation: WAHHHHHHH! You guys hurt my feelings!

Fucking Heavy Metal Homo. Go fucking jerk yourself to sleep to the pictures of Megadeath on your fucking wall and simmer in your pathetic life long dream of getting back stage to blow the lead singer of Metalica, fucktard.

[MetalMilitia]

omg tremors is on TV. bitchin'

i like 2 better though.

[MetalMilitia]

You know what max? i honestly dont care that i am not very good at calling people gay in numerous elaborate ways via the internet.
I mean it doesn't really have any practical use outisisde of 'owning noobs' and is certainly no use in the real world. So i will let you have this one... congratulations you are pretty good at something that will never help you achive anything in life or be useful at all once you do not have the anonimity of a forum.


oh and i just rembered that tremors actually sucks. The end was crap.

[Schimid]

can i post here?

it looks kinda dangerous

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

You know what max? i honestly dont care that i am not very good at calling people gay in numerous elaborate ways via the internet.
I mean it doesn't really have any practical use outisisde of 'owning noobs' and is certainly no use in the real world. So i will let you have this one... congratulations you are pretty good at something that will never help you achive anything in life or be useful at all once you do not have the anonimity of a forum.


oh and i just rembered that tremors actually sucks. The end was crap.

Translation: WAHHHHHH! You still hurt my feelings! Why couldn't we have been friends?!

And who the fuck is talking about "owning noobs"? I never say that shit. If you didn't "care" so much, you wouldn't have been replying in the first place, fucktard.

[Terra]

Max has this tender side of him that just makes me melt.

[Anonymous]

Anything for you my dearest Terra.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Schimid

can i post here?

it looks kinda dangerous

Get the fuck out of here, you masturbating jizzless child. You can come back when it starts to turn white like the real boys.

See? I have a tender, nurturing side too.

[Helm]

Wait, I'm not a real psychopath?

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by Terra

Get the fuck out of here, you masturbating jizzless child. You can come back when it starts to turn white like the real boys.

See? I have a tender, nurturing side too.

SCHIMID YOU BETTER DO WHAT SHE SAYS

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

If you didn't "care" so much, you wouldn't have been replying in the first place, fucktard.

Becasue i actually have nothing better to do with my time. Well thats a lie, technically i do have better things to do but whether i can be botherd to do them is a differnet matter.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Helm

Wait, I'm not a real psychopath?

No. Your pathetic.

In respect to your other lengthly post to Max I will address you over here. I feel that for me to come on the heels of your post to him and blather on about myself would be rather redundant. but this has been a long time coming.

Personally I don't feel your posts are funny when they address hacking people up. I was deeply offended about your comments concerning golwbelly's baby. But I do not cleave unto her and rally forth my undying support. She handled herself very well and has the support of the others. She doesn't require nor ask for mine. Now I imagine for most, my posts referring to genitalia or lack therein are annoying too. It has been pointed out and normally by those that have attacked first. But that is all personal conjecture and subject to individual preferences, just as your snuff stuff is. The mere fact that neither you nor I have been banned for it says something about the range of humor around here and it's diversity. Still and all, I respect that portion of your character here, even though I could give two shits for you as a person in my more lucid state, away from this monitor.

Saying this, I'll give you and a few others a little more insight to me and my continual evolving character here; I back away from nothing. I back down from nobody. It will remain that way until *I* grow weary of it. Not anybody else. If I do not come back and comment on something, it is more than likely that I just missed it or quite possibly feel that it will end up in a banning. For that measure I let it go. But I do not forget Helm. I do not forget.

What I DO enjoy the most about your posts to me are your visualizations of what I am doing while I read it or my emotional state concerning you, albeit whether I am in love with you or seeking out your photo shopped cock. This actually is quite enjoyable to think that somebody is actually spending time considering what I do and what my emotional state is (are my pupils dilated with LUV as I read your post??) hence I posted my picture in my avatar for yours and a few of the others enjoyment or disgust.

Another clearly identifiable shift around this part of the pasture is my allegiance with a strong, intelligent character and the mild dust storm it seems to be stirring up. Dude, I'm just having fun, just as Max is. It's nothing personal and whether it's funny or shitty to anybody else around here is no more skin off of my nose than anything else that has been tossed my way. Just having fun and for the most part, it's kept here and not as much over on any other the other forums. I only shoot back a retort when given one. I don't seek it out as a rule.

Another thing I shall note is that I predominately stay on three forums. There is absolutely no need to continue over on anything else for me. This is out of respect to those who do not seek out the inanities of idle banter and wish instead, to parlay with intelligent posters.

I just thought I would tell you that (and a few of your lukees),
even if it wasn't asked for.

Thank you very much.

I, Tara McClaine, approve of this message.

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by Terra

I back away from nothing. I back down from nobody. It will remain that way until *I* grow weary of it. Not anybody else. If I do not come back and comment on something, it is more than likely that I just missed it or quite possibly feel that it will end up in a banning. For that measure I let it go. But I do not forget Helm. I do not forget.

Before reading that I thought that you were generally a bitch that had no mind and enjoyed cussing out at people over a keyboard.

After reading that I feel less anger risen towards you.

For you see, sometimes you spew out words that are almost non-rebukable (spelling?) and frankly, I can't think of anything to come back to it.

And I would rather not reply to an insult rather than to give a sub-par comeback.

I also am a bit angered by the fact that sometimes you and Max corner somebody against a corner and dish out horrifying repugnant insults that would make baby Jesus cry. Some people are not like me and take the insults more than words on a monitor.

But I digress.

What was the point in this post?

I don't know. I ramble too much. This may rotate back to the fact that I type too much utter crap.

Oh well.

Carry on then.

[Terra]

Fu,

If your referring to last evening, that was a bit of a fluke. I was not aware that Max and I were essentially posting to the same person until I hit the "submit" button. We seemed to do this again and again and I noticed our posts were almost simultaneous.

I am not sure how long you've been reading here prior to posting but there has been an ongoing "mock" for sometime.

Originally, when I came to the forum I was a completely different poster. I did my best to fit in and as a noob, was righteously shot down, as is SOP for new people. Little by little I developed a callus and although I enjoy a few friendships beyond this place by posters here and lurkers who have not signed on, there are a couple that come back with the same old shit and will not really relax with the fact that I am not going away.

I developed my own litany of replies after seeing that not a lot of other female posters here do so and yet, when I do the same thing that the guys here do, it just sends a whole flurry of furious activity out. For some odd reason, some of these posters just get riled over it, while quickly forgetting that they has instigated it in the first place. The difference is that it is a female shoving them back and while this isn't unheard of over the net, it does base it's originality in the fact that I won't back down and run off. This is where I enjoy it the most. for the time being, i have hit my comfort zone and feel right at home here.

I am called a bitch, a cunt, and a whore most of all. Once in a while I'm called something very creative and this is great. But what I notice the most is that all I'm doing is mirroring back what they give me.

Occasionally an unsuspecting new person will walk into the crossfire and get shot down.