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Old Jul 1st, 2005, 12:57 AM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2005, 09:40 PM       
Dude,

No one gains that much mass in that short a period of time without help (steroids).....I've been teaching aerobics and training for a long time, and I think your either full of shit (probably) or a genetic mutant (doubtful)...
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Old Jul 2nd, 2005, 02:44 AM       
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Dude,

No one gains that much mass in that short a period of time without help (steroids).....I've been teaching aerobics and training for a long time, and I think your either full of shit (probably) or a genetic mutant (doubtful)...
The average newbie can gain 15 lbs of mucle mass in year.

MUSCLE mass, not just LEAN mass.

I've only gained 30 lbs, including water and everything else in addition to muscle. That isn't unreasonable at all.

I weighed 180 now. That puts me at +35.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2005, 11:04 AM       
OAO, don't tell me stuff about metal, ok? Thanks.

math rock comes from punk attitude and progressive rock geekness and chops. There is no such thing as 'math metal' unless you're being very generous with genre descriptions. Most of that stuff is either spastic grindcore, or progressive metal. When there's odd time, it doesn't make it 'math' just like that. The original james bond theme is in 7/4 time, does that make it OMGZ MATH ROCK LET'S MOSH? Math rock is about people actually counting their beats because otherwise due to synchopation, polyrhythmics and stop-starts, it's almost impossible to keep in sync. The actual number of math bands that are deserving of the name are very very few. not because OMG math rock is awesome dude, but because not many people actually have to count. Listen to Don Caballero or something
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Old Jul 2nd, 2005, 02:29 PM       
That math stuff takes the fun out of music.

On a side note, when you preclude your message with a salutation of "dude", you may lose a little bit of authority.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 12:51 PM       
You guys know that math can be fun right?
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 07:15 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 10:12 PM       
thats pretty damned outrageous even by OAO standards.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 10:42 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2005, 10:51 PM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 12:02 AM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 09:54 AM       
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Dude,

No one gains that much mass in that short a period of time without help (steroids).....I've been teaching aerobics and training for a long time, and I think your either full of shit (probably) or a genetic mutant (doubtful)...
The average newbie can gain 15 lbs of mucle mass in year.

MUSCLE mass, not just LEAN mass.

I've only gained 30 lbs, including water and everything else in addition to muscle. That isn't unreasonable at all.

I weighed 180 now. That puts me at +35.
So your muscle mass you've gain isn't lean? So what you have is fat muscle mass? Do you actually know what lean mass is? it's mucle mass...lean=muscle. You have fat, water, bones, connective tissue and lean muscle.....and at least 40 pounds of horse shit...
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 11:56 AM       
Yes, the mass I gained is lean.

LEAN MASS = ALL mass that is not fat.

MUSCLE MASS = Mass coming from muscular tissue.

My point was that I gained 30 lbs of LEAN MASS (which includes MUSCLE MASS) rather than just MUSCLE MASS.

Get it now?
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 11:59 AM       
But all mass from muscular tissue is lean.
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 01:13 PM       
a=b
muscle mass= lean mass.

Math really is fun.
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 02:44 PM       
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But all mass from muscular tissue is lean.
Yes.

All mass from muscular tissue is lean, but not all lean mass is muscular tissue.
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 03:10 PM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2005, 05:44 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 05:11 PM       
Fact: Say a novice starts to work out. In all but a very small percentage of people, weight will be gained. This is especially true in those that do not supplement a cardiovascular/aerobic workout and proper diet in addition to weightlifting regimine. While it's true that weightlifting will cause you to lose some amount of weight in fat, that is offset by the fact that muscle is more dense than fat. I'm talking about "lean muscle", in your words, although I don't from where you dervie your terminology. You don't gain or lose fat in corollation to muscle gain/loss. Let's take the equation "mass = density X volume", for instance. Yes, you will lose some fat, but it is harder to break down than muscle is to build up. So what are we left with? A moderate loss of high volume, low density fat will equal slow loss fat mass. Thus, due to fat's low density, not a whole lot of weight/mass will be lost even though it looks deceivingly like it has since a large volume was lost. A respectively higher gain in both muscle density and volume happens rather quickly and masks the remaining fat subtlely. Thus you have gained respectively more muscle mass than you think and have loss respectively less fat mass than you think. In other words, I think that your theory that all the wieght you've gained recently is completely in muscle (or "lean muscle" ) is full of shit. You still got a long ways to go, fatty.
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 05:29 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2005, 07:52 PM       
For GOD'S SAKE KELLY, LISTEN TO ME!!!!

1) I'm NOT saying all the mass (meaning MATTER) is muscle!!! I'm saying that it is LEAN MASS, which includes ALL mass that is NOT fat. That means 30 lbs of muscle, water, organ expansion, bone structure, etc.

2) You DON'T lose fat from weight lifting. Because you have to be in a calorie surplus for muscle to grow, you GAIN it.
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