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CaptainBubba · #76

I hate that people online think it is a good idea to meet other people that they met online and then it is considered a tradgedy when they are violently raped and bludgeoned to death with a club when really it is just natural selection.

I hate that people on EBAY feel compelled to only bid on 1 out of the 2000 identical items that they saw first so one DVD copy of "Spaceballs" goes up to $400 while nobody uses the $1.00 buyout option on the other 1999.

I hate that no matter where you go on the internet there is a community where a gangly white male who doesn't shave will post a picture of himself throwing a gang symbol and wearing a bandana and a 15 year old "girl" will post something like "Boy you lookin fine" and I cant kill them both before their nitrous addicted spawn crawls out of her stinky butthole because her vagina collapsed into itself.

I hate people in online video games who honestly, truthfully, down in their hearts, believe that it does make them a better person when they win at a video game. As a side-hate, I hate that people who play RTS games must actually hate the game and so they perfect a rush strategy to make the game only last 2 minutes because every second is torture for them i guess, I mean heaven forbid I get to the colonization era, its so much more fun for you to send 2 horses and kill all my villagers 1.5 minutes into the game.

I hate that the older generation tries to act like the internet is such an awful source of information unless you use their sanctioned services like "infotrac" that basically work like a google with down-syndrome and a file database that instantly deletes any files pertinent to what you were searching for and replaces them with 100 page articles on why the Russians have the best Nirvana cover bands.

I hate that people on the internet take the internet seriously.

I love the internet.

Pram Maven · #77

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Originally Posted by Lotida

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Originally Posted by bigtimebanned

i don't hate any of you guys

well, i hate lotida

Awwwww... stop it! You know I get excited when I am arbitrarily mentioned in someone's post!!

*wave*

Hi, Lotida. I like your eye

Emu · #78

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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

I hate that the older generation tries to act like the internet is such an awful source of information unless you use their sanctioned services like "infotrac" that basically work like a google with down-syndrome and a file database that instantly deletes any files pertinent to what you were searching for and replaces them with 100 page articles on why the Russians have the best Nirvana cover bands.

Is that one from personal experience?

MetalMilitia · #79

I hate that people post this image and think its funny.

Lotida · #80

sloth · #81

i hate it when people get insulted and try to roll with the punches instead of defending themselves. it makes you look like a bummer.

Misdemonar · #82

it's like being in a grease fire.

Bod · #83

I hate people on internet message forums who smugly post a cryptic insult thinking that they are highly intelligent, when in fact no one has a clue what they're on about.

Pram Maven · #84

I hate it when someone posts an avatar that looks like an exploding bleached asshole radiating toxic gasses torwards the face of an unsuspecting e-tard, and then runs the pic through an aging filter in Photoshop.

Pram Maven · #85

I hate double posts.

Pram Maven · #86

Triple posts suck too.

Pram Maven · #87

I hate it when someone posts an avatar that looks like an exploding bleached asshole radiating toxic gasses torwards the face of an unsuspecting raver, and then runs the pic through an aging filter in Photoshop.

Bod · #88

I hate when people get all hoity-toity about others using photoshop filters like it's a big clever deal spotting that they used a lens flare for a cheap effect. "Ooh look at me I know what a photoshop filter is."

Chojin · #89

I hate people that mention or reference the Matrix in any context.

Emu · #90

I hate it when people model their behavior after Cartman.

Lotida · #91

I hate it when I agree with Emu.

Supafly345 · #92

I hate posts by nose.

xbxDaniel · #93

I hate that I can't go to the Mock Wars board without seeing somebody making an idiot of themselves.

EisigerBiskuit · #94

I hate it when people mention specific problems, LIKE GOD IF I CARE WHAT NOSE/DOLE/FATHER SPAZ DOES JEEZ.

Sicktodeathmx · #95

I hate that OAO is just as gay on myspace as he is on mockery

Chojin · #96

When people bitch about or give praise to a thread itself, like it's a seperate entity. It's especially bad when more than half of the thread contains commentary on itself. Like here: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=21092

The internet did show me how to wrap a present today though, i've got to give it that.

When people edit something and then go out of their way to tag what their edit contained.

EDIT: FIXED SPELLING MISTAKES AND GRAMMAR.