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Les Waste · #1

Why don't you fuck yourself with a shotgun, you idiot twat?

Haiku · #2

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Originally Posted by Les Waste

Haiku, don't listen to all omadawns and fops. They are taking the entire abstraction they have sired and drawn it into pure hyperbole.

You can end all this tommyrot by simply divulging your age, you see. Why don't you be the better man instead of coming up with quasi-intellectual responses you clearly have no firm grasp on?

oh btw Transformers FUCKING OWNS YEAH

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I did state my age.

Clearly no grasp on....how do you figure?

Johannas · #3

sorry, councellor
i only have one response

DTH
JOHANNAS

(BTW, i know 'ill cut you bitch' is only 4 sylls...im gettin tired of this haiku shiet!)

Les Waste · #4

Haiku, I hope someone runs over you as you're crossing the street, staring at the sun trying to figure out where it goes at night, and if your hunch that it is a giant god of fire is true or not. I hope the resulting injuries severe your spine so you become just like Stephen Hawking, except since you don't have enough money to afford a talking wheelchair operated by your eyelids, the only way you'll be able to communicate with your idiot, white-trash relatives will be to blink once for no and twice for yes.

I also hope that you live 114 after said accident with the ability to move only your eyelids, but that's a seperate wish altogether, you dumbass cunt.

Haiku · #5

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Originally Posted by Les Waste

Haiku, I hope someone runs over you as you're crossing the street, staring at the sun trying to figure out where it goes at night, and if your hunch that it is a giant god of fire is true or not. I hope the resulting injuries severe your spine so you become just like Stephen Hawking, except since you don't have enough money to afford a talking wheelchair operated by your eyelids, the only way you'll be able to communicate with your idiot, white-trash relatives will be to blink once for no and twice for yes.

I also hope that you live 114 after said accident with the ability to move only your eyelids, but that's a seperate wish altogether, you dumbass cunt.

meh...

Johannas · #6

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Originally Posted by Haiku

Your statement is empty. My three year old nephew can come up with some type of reasoning to rationalize his statements. I think you should begin to do the same, my friend.

I rest MY case, bitch!

DTH
JOHANNAS

Haiku · #7

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Originally Posted by Johannas

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Originally Posted by Haiku

Your statement is empty. My three year old nephew can come up with some type of reasoning to rationalize his statements. I think you should begin to do the same, my friend.

I rest MY case, bitch!

DTH
JOHANNAS

Its too bad you couldn't use your own words. But I guess that requires nominal intelligence.

Les Waste · #8

"Meh" was what your grandpa said when I was busy fucking your grandma in the ass last night. Then I made her suck her own shit off of my cock and I ejaculated directly into her right eye. She hasn't been able to see since then, and she'll probably tell you she hurt her eye while knitting instead of admitting that some superior male put her eye out with his dick.

But the point is, your grandpa said "meh" because he knew he was powerless to stop me. I could have killed him, and I really wanted to, too. I wanted to kill him with my cock; I just needed a good excuse, like "he was giving me lip."

Jixby Phillips · #9

I think this animosity is really needing to get to be so much more uncapacious if you ask me

Johannas · #10

Jixby...i gotta ask...who is Gidget?

DTH
JOHANNAS

Les Waste · #11

BEARSHIT

Haiku · #12

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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

I think this animosity is really needing to get to be so much more uncapacious if you ask me

Nobody asked you.

Stop using pretentious words, that you can't explain. You lack analytical reasoning and I wait for you to have something of substance to say.

Anonymous · #13

All right, now, let's get serious.

How old are you?

Haiku · #14

Awesome. This thread is popular now.

What seemed to be the lamest thread ever actually had a shitload of responses.

I win. I rule. Good has defeated evil and all is well with the world.

I love being a shit disturber.

BTW, 22.

Les Waste · #15

Yeah Jixby you lack analytical reasoning, and people can totally tell whether or not you analyze things when you think about them just by reading the obviously jocose posts you're making.

Haiku must be, like, a super-genius or something.

Haiku, A/S/L?

soundtest · #16

Anonymous · #17

Haiku. I don't want to get nasty, but you're leaving me little choice.

How. Old. Are. You.

Haiku · #18

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Originally Posted by Les Waste

Yeah Jixby you lack analytical reasoning, and people can totally tell whether or not you analyze things when you think about them just by reading the obviously jocose posts you're making.

Haiku must be, like, a super-genius or something.

Haiku, A/S/L?

22/F/Vancouver, Canada.

Les Waste · #19

Yeah that's all very interesting, but we still don't know how old you are.

Why do you keep dodging the issues here?

Schimid · #20

IT'S A GIRL! SHE HAS BOOBIES!

Haiku · #21

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Originally Posted by Les Waste

Yeah that's all very interesting, but we still don't know how old you are.

Why do you keep dodging the issues here?

What's it to you?

Les Waste · #22

First of all, you still haven't told us how old you are. And second of all, you haven't posted naked pictures of yourself. How you ever expect to be welcomed into an online community of pedophiles and cat molestors unless you show us the goods.

But JESUS, we don't even know how old you are! WTF

Haiku · #23

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Originally Posted by Les Waste

First of all, you still haven't told us how old you are. And second of all, you haven't posted naked pictures of yourself. How you ever expect to be welcomed into an online community of pedophiles and cat molestors unless you show us the goods.

But JESUS, we don't even know how old you are! WTF

I never said I wanted to be welcomed. I think you presume too much. It's not a good habit.