Boy gets revenge on sister by posting her hookup list

[Pentegarn]

So it was a very short diary

[Pentegarn]

Oh and these kids will grow up to be the opposite of well adjusted adults I wager

[Fathom Zero]

Sorry; I can't get over this. She's a typical girl and I find shit like this hilarious.

[Sacks]

I wonder how elx would have felt had the genders been reversed.

[Kitsa]

I'm pretty above-board about being a medschool dropout. I have postgraduate certificates in medicine but that's not the same thing and I do fuck-all now, mostly art.

[Kitsa]

ditto gravitas.

[Chojin]

By your own bizarre logic, elx, she deserved it by virtue of being in the wrong, and is therefore unable to complain about the consequences.

I also don't see what's so tragic about people using this against her for the rest of her life. She's the one who did it in the first place.

SHOULD WE HAVE GIVEN STALIN A SECOND CHANCE TOO

BECAUSE SHE IS THE STALIN OF UNSUCKED COCKS

[Nick]

She deposes of them in order to advance through ranks of government?

[Fathom Zero]

I did. I didn't start drinking 'til recently and I'm done.

[Pentegarn]

I think to make up for all this to each other, the girl should get drunk and the guy should bang 10 girls

Then everything will be even right?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by Pentegarn

I think to make up for all this to each other, the girl should get drunk and the guy should bang 10 girls

Then everything will be even right?

:AIRHORN

[LordSappington]

Forget about whether or not either of them deserved it. Just think: If your sister ratted you out, you would probably be pissed, too; adequately pissed to find something incredibly embarrassing of hers and post it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I had to look up what V card was on urban dictionary. Which led to to "V for Vendetta fisting". Which led to "the V of Doom": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=V%20of%20Doom The V of Doom is where I really lol'ed out loud.

[Babs]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

I had to look up what V card was on urban dictionary. Which led to to "V for Vendetta fisting". Which led to "the V of Doom": http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=V%20of%20Doom The V of Doom is where I really lol'ed out loud.

http://www.closinglogos.com/page/Viacom

More info than you need to know about the V of Death

[Kitsa]

I didn't know what v-card meant either. I thought it was incongruously sweet of her to list the guys who'd be getting a Valentine's Day card.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was thinking vagina stamp card at first.

[Kitsa]

I had a burrito card that had one stamp to go and one of the damn cats puked on it

FUCKER OWES ME A BURRITO

[Sacks]

You cleaned a strangers shit off the walls and ceiling of your bathroom but you couldn't scrape some vomit off a card for a burrito?

[Kitsa]

I was worried about what the people at the burrito place would think of me handing over a nasty-ass vomit-encrusted card

It was stained orange from the food coloring in the catfood.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

I was worried about what the people at the burrito place would think of me handing over a nasty-ass vomit-encrusted card

It was stained orange from the food coloring in the catfood.

I would be thinking this lady is gettin a free burrita.

[Colonel Flagg]

Tell them it was spaghetti sauce.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Blocked by work. I'll check it when I get home.

edit: That brings me back. I used to work at Blockbuster and that's when I realized Viacom owned the world. They remind me a ConGlom-O "We own you."

[Rez]

i dont think making a catalogue, private or otherwise, of who you'd fuck is especially weird for high schoolers. etc etc double-standards blah blah. if you wanna fuck a lotta dudes then just stay safe i guess.

i mean is screwing a lot suddenly not a fun thing to do

with that said: writing this list down and having it end up on facebook is pretty fucking funny

[Dimnos]

OMG how did I miss this?

I personally dont have any brothers or sisters that I grew up with but I know that if you do and you actually write out a list like this your only opening yourself up for this very thing. Much like having a 12 pack in your room and NOT drinking it before your parents find it. Who the fuck holds onto a 12 pack? I dont know about you guys but if I buy it Im drinking it.

[LordSappington]

Maybe he was hording it for a get-together with a couple friends? That'd make sense to me. Or, he might of been doing what I've done, and sold them for three bucks a pop.