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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 07:18 AM       
It is addictive as hell. I don't think it is as insidious as other drugs (alcohol or crack are more destructive to others) but it is good at getting a grip on you and making you feel you need it to function. How many times have you heard, "I can't function properly till I have had at least 2 cups of coffee"? Once I got the need for it out of me, I found the need I felt was entirely artificial. I think some of it is chemical based and some is mental.
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 07:02 AM       
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It is addictive as hell. I don't think it is as insidious as other drugs (alcohol or crack are more destructive to others) but it is good at getting a grip on you and making you feel you need it to function. How many times have you heard, "I can't function properly till I have had at least 2 cups of coffee"? Once I got the need for it out of me, I found the need I felt was entirely artificial. I think some of it is chemical based and some is mental.
I think I hear that about coffee quite often. Coffee is probably the only thing I personally have some sort of physical addiction to. Sure, I drink alcohol regularly - at least one night a week to the point of tipsiness - but it doesn't create any bodily withdrawal symptoms if I don't get it.
However, some days I can get really slow, tired and plagued with headache without knowing why, but then I remember that I haven't had coffee yet, so I have some and it goes away.
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 07:10 AM       
You would have to drink it pretty seriously for a long time before you got that kind of withdrawalI would assume.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 09:39 AM       
Unfortunately, whatever the root cause, the headaches are real.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 10:44 AM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 10:47 AM       
i smoke a few times a month. if your addiction is causing you to leave dinner 3-4 times to go outside and smoke (as my dad does), it's probably time to re-evaluate your self-respect instead of insisting on poisoning others.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 10:48 AM       
Well, maybe you should let him stay in the room. Everyone has to die sometime.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 11:14 AM       
He's talking about meals out. Also, lol on all the assumptions about his behavior.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 11:35 AM       
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He's talking about meals out. Also, lol on all the assumptions about his behavior.
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I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HIS IS WHO YOU ARE REFERRING TO

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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 11:26 AM       
My behavior? :c
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 11:29 AM       
Contextual reading, can you do it?
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 11:30 AM       
Where are people making assumptions about Chojin's behavior?
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 11:31 AM       
Or do you just like to not use names and then reference some "him" from earlier in the thread?
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 11:52 AM       
God! Leader dont you know how to discern the target of a proper noun?! Wait...
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 11:52 AM       
When someone uses a preposition, if they don't re-clarify it, it's referring to the same person.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 12:02 PM       
Yeah but you didnt use a preposition. At least not on this page. The only thing you did to identify your subject was use the words "he" and "his". Not that there is anything wrong with that. Its just a little vague.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:04 PM       
Good job with the english MLE. Now maybe you can tell me where anyone was making assumptions about Chojin's behavior.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:06 PM       
Sorry, I meant pronoun. I had just gotten up. Within the context of the conversation, the first use is pretty clear as to whom it's referring. The second one uses the same clarification, since nothing changed between them.

Honestly, I just don't see why that was so hard to read when the post I referred to was only two up.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:07 PM       
The funniest one to me is when you assumed he kicked his own father away from the home dinner table (which there isn't any in that house). The other one was implying that he'd be the one to say " We can't go there, there's smoke in there."
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:07 PM       
It was hard to read because people can't read your mind and know what you're thinking about!
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:08 PM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:09 PM       
You also have a hard time getting "it" when people aren't being "serious" about "things" that they "write."
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What context clues?
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:11 PM       
You're just not very good at things.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2010, 01:12 PM       
Choj had mentioned dinner two posts up. When I replied to you using "he", I thought it was pretty clear that I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about the next post up.

Also, it's pretty great how riled up you got when I made a joke off your joke. But then you thought I was serious. That was pretty funny.
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