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Dole · #76

Why am I analysing the tedious dross you keep posting? Because I am at work with nothing to do, and essentially am being paid to sit here and insult you. Whats your excuse?

"And trust me I'm VERY fuckin' amused" -you really, REALLY don't sound it.

Esuohlim · #77

Does anyone else just skip over his posts?

Big McLargehuge · #78

Mad Max likes me

Protoclown · #79

Mad Max is VinceZeb.

Anonymous · #80

Dole: At work eh? Since when do public bathrooms have computers? Even if they did I doubt very seriously, you could be looking at a computer screen and blowing lonely fags at the same time. I certainly hope you don't really believe those things you post are considered insults. You're even more pathetic than I thought if you actually think that, which now when I think about it, is even more amusing! Please continue to entertain me fucktard!

Esuohlim: Apparently not, if you're responding fucktard.

Big McLargehuge: I like Big McLargehuge because he knows his fucktard place.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where the fucktards entertain us at their expense!

Anonymous · #81

Protoclown: Protoclown is a fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
YES! MORE ENEMIES! FEED INTO YOUR FUCKTARD HATRED FOR ME!

Protoclown · #82

So did you ever find that submarine letter, Vince?

Big McLargehuge · #83

I thought vince left us, turns out he was just reincarnated into his true form, i mean he was a troll before but now he is the purest form of troll possible.

Rongi · #84

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

I CRAVE ATTENTION. PLEASE PRETEND TO BE INSULTED BY ME. THIS IS THE CLOSEST FORM OF HUMAN INTERACTION I GET

Anonymous · #85

Protoclown: Nah, if I was Vinth, I'd be fucking burbank in the ass. And Proto after seeing your goofy ass picture, you need to just shut the fuck up fucktard. Genetics has played a very cruel joke on you, as you've shown physical deficiencies, don't display your mental deficiencies as well, fucktard.

Big McLargehuge: I like Big McLargehuge because he struggles in vain to figure out a situation and while his fucktard brain never figures it out, he still makes that attempt.

Rongi: HEY LOOK I'M RONGI AND I HAVE NO LIFE SO I TRY TO BE FUNNY AND RESPOND TO POINTLESS THREADS WHEN MY TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT TRYING TO MOVE OUT OF MY PARENT'S BASEMENT! I CAN'T HELP MYSELF I'M JUST A FUCKTARD!

Evil Empire Enterprises
You're next pink boy!

liquidstatik · #86

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max

RESPOND TO POINTLESS THREADS

It wasn't pointless when it started.

Esuohlim · #87

NOBODY else is just skipping over his posts?

liquidstatik · #88

I skim over his posts. If I see somebody's name or key words I'll read it.

Anonymous · #89

liquidstatik: Yes it was fucktard, it was started by Proto, thus proving it was pointless.

Esuohlim: Speaking of pointless, get the fuck outta my thread fucktard, that joke wasn't funny the first time.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Bigger than Bob

Esuohlim · #90

I just read the stuff he says about me.

I'll analyze it every time he says something.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Esuohlim: Speaking of pointless, get the fuck outta my thread fucktard, that joke wasn't funny the first time.

HE THINKS I'M TELLING JOKES

Carnivore · #91

Do you remember what happened last time you were here, Max? You remember how they captured Saddam just days after I compared you to him? Do you remember that was God saying you lose? Don't make the Almighty start sending more obvious signs. We wouldn't want you to be struck down in your intellectual infancy.

HickMan · #92

The Retro Kat · #93

LIEK, I SAW A VIDEO CAMERA IN THIS WINDOW OF A HOUSE WHEN I RIDING MY BIKE HOME FROM KARATE. SO I WAS ALL LIKE, WHOA, THIS MIGHT BE FUN, SO I WENT OVER AND I SAW THESE HUGE BLACK GUIUYZ WITH THE BIGGEST PENISES EVAR. THEY WERE LIKE, SUPAR LONG AND SHIT, AND IM LIEK, GROSS, BUT WOW. AND THEY WERE TAKING THEM LIKE A WHIP (CUZ THEY WAS LONG LIKE THAT) AND BEATING SOME LITTLE 9 YEAR OLD BOY WITH THEM, IM LIEK, THAT POOR BOY, SHOULD I DO SOEMTHING, AND I GOT CLOSER AND IT WAS MAD MAX, ALL THREE PUBES OF HIM. HE WAS CRYING AND YELLING "STOP MISTAR, I DONT KNO YOU, THAT HURTS!" AND I WAS ALL LIKE, I SHOULD HELP HIM, THEY ARE WHIPPING HIM PRETTY HARD. JUST THEN ONE OF THEM PUT THEIR PENISES IN HIS ASS AND HE SCREAMED REALLY LOUD AND BLOOD HIT THE WINDOW AND I WAS SCARED AND GROSSED OUT SO I RODE HOME CRYING.

Anonymous · #94

Esuohlim: Hey fucktard, I thought you said you skipped over my posts. Oh and I know you aren't telling any jokes, there's no way anything you say that could be mistaken as funny. The thing that's the joke, is your fuckin' life fucktard.

Carnivore: Yeah, I remember what happened last time, you made some lass ass attempt at trying to out insulting me and I fuckin' whipped all your fucktard asses, just like always. But start comparing me to Osma Bin Laden or Kim Jong now, I'm kinda interested to see what the effect might be.

Hickman: You are without a doubt the most useless fucktard on here, either attempt an attack or concentrate on getting ass raped by pinheads, you can't do both at the same time.

Retro Kat: LIEK, I SAW A VIDEO CAMERA IN THIS WINDOW OF A HOUSE WHEN I RIDING MY BIKE HOME FROM KARATE. SO I WAS ALL LIKE, WHOA, THIS MIGHT BE FUN, SO I WENT OVER AND I SAW THESE HUGE BLACK GUIUYZ WITH THE BIGGEST PENISES EVAR. THEY WERE LIKE, SUPAR LONG AND SHIT, AND IM LIEK, GROSS, BUT WOW. AND THEY WERE TAKING THEM LIKE A WHIP (CUZ THEY WAS LONG LIKE THAT) AND BEATING SOME LITTLE 9 YEAR OLD BOY WITH THEM, IM LIEK, THAT POOR BOY, SHOULD I DO SOEMTHING, AND I GOT CLOSER AND IT WAS RETRO KAT, ALL THREE PUBES OF HIM. HE WAS CRYING AND YELLING "STOP MISTAR, I DONT KNO YOU, THAT HURTS!" AND I WAS ALL LIKE, I SHOULD HELP HIM, THEY ARE WHIPPING HIM PRETTY HARD. JUST THEN ONE OF THEM PUT THEIR PENISES IN HIS ASS AND HE SCREAMED REALLY LOUD AND BLOOD HIT THE WINDOW AND I WAS SCARED AND GROSSED OUT SO I RODE HOME CRYING.

Evil Empire Enterprises
So much for being BANNED!

DamnthatDavid · #95

Posts Posts, Magical Posts.

Generic Insults aren't funny. You need to tailor the insult to the person. Just yelling out that his/her (Family Member or friend) molested them in such a way is dull and unoriginal.
So, lets put our thinking Caps on Max, and come up with something great that your mommy cam be proud of.