Pednaud, you have mad talent. I'm not sure where the market is for vintage horror/sci-fi posters, but I'm sure it's out there, and it's calling your name in lustful gasps.
Don't feel bad Fathom. It's in my nature to make fun of people's shitty haircuts; it's kind of my thing. The bowl cut, the Trump, the faux-hawk, the meticulously-crafted 'i just rolled out of bed' look that took an hour in front of the mirror, the emo 'i'm covering half my face so you can't see how ugly I am,' and last but not least, the ironic shitty wacky 'I look like I live in a trailer park but I don't so I'm better and chicks dig me' hairdo.
It looks more like a non-haircut to me. Have you even had a haircut in the last 2 years, cause that's what it would seriously look like if you just buzzed your head two year ago and never trimmed afterward.