How to trick girls into thinking they like you?

[Schimid]

Why are you explaining what happened though? Because you want people to tell you what's happening in your own life, and you're whining because you can't figure it out for yourself.

[Matt Harty]

And instead of taking the 100 posts of advice, you're going to whine about why they won't work. Just shut up.

[The One and Only...]

You guys have more experience with this than I do, so I'm just getting confirmation on my suspicions.

I never said your suggestions would make no difference.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by James

So fine, there are no tricks, there's no point to this thread. I'm very disappointed in you all. Worthless.

"Yeah, I asked for was the secret to tricking girls into liking me, and all you people give me are good tips and advice that I refuse to take because they don't result in immediate, overwhelming success. You are all worthless."

[Helm]

Slinky seriously now, it is in everybody's best interest in you give up and agree with everyone in this thread that women dig jerks, ok? 'Cause this whole girls are nice and they like people's eyes and smile and be talkative girls like that it doesn't matter if your flesh looks like it's made out of fossilized feces thing you're trying to pull off is freaky and it doesn't work and it scares me, ok? Women are put on this earth to turn us down and fuck our friends and generally torment us. THIS IS AN ESTABLISHED FACT. EVERYBODY THINKS SO. STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

he's afraid to go to college or rather he has some stupid excuse as to why he doesn't have to/want to go to school.

yeah, that I'm too cronically lazy to actually do the work, so I ended up getting depressed about that, & not being able to catch up.

Originally Posted by Terra

Why didn't you take the seat they offered?

I never took the seat because I was certain it was a trick, & I would end up embarrassed.

Originally Posted by Schimid

we've posted all the advice we have and you keep whining and crying. ...you're too meek and uninteresting to rise to the occasion...

Yeah.

[jin]

I think you should just not over-empathise or delve into their problems or show you care for them deeply and be an extremely sensitive person. :0

Its creepy. :o

Girls, and people in general, do not like jerks unless they are mentally-deficient - (usually this is not the case >;, though, sometimes strength of character and determination is easily confused with jerkatard) - They just prefer people who are strong in their own character and sure of themselves. :0

No-one wants to date a wet-sponge, they want to find someone who is strong and knows who they are, and sometimes this looks like jerkitude to people because those arent as willing to just bend over to everything. :<

[Protoclown]

My apologies for not coming into this thread to tell you off earlier, James, I just saw it today.

Perhaps if you weren't such a fucking misogynist, you wouldn't have a problem attracting the ladies.

Just be yourself, dude. You have to believe in yourself. Sooner or later, some girl is going to be interested. If not, well, you'll get a bunch of female friends (provided you're actually talking to them), and that can't hurt.

I've got more female friends than I've ever had before now, and I'm hanging out with them all the time. I'm interested in two of them romantically, but for right now we're just friends. One of them clearly is NOT interested in me romantically, and the other one might be. So I'm spending more time around the one who MIGHT be interested in me, just trying to get to know her better. I'm not trying to rush or force anything. She thinks I'm funny and nice, and if that puts me in the "friend" category forever because I'm not a "dangerous asshole", so be it. I'm not going to pretend to be something I'm not. I'm going to be myself. And eventually the right girl will see the "real me" and like what she sees. If I'm lucky. If not, at least my life wasn't a pathetic lie.

And all these generalizations about how "girls go after this kind of guy" or "girls like this" are just generalizations. Remember that. People are individuals, with their own likes and dislikes. Nobody can be neatly categorized into groups...unless they're really insanely boring or something.

But I still think you're a fucking misogynist.

[Slinky Ferret]

Originally Posted by James

I was forced to withdraw after my first semester, due to severe depression. Take that for whatever you want, I don't give a shit.

So fine, there are no tricks, there's no point to this thread. I'm very disappointed in you all. Worthless.

James, you may find that getting depressed is quite common, but by quitting you are letting it win. Depression is an illness but you will not always be that way. Sometimes you have to grit your teeth and face everything and find a way to cope. I'm sure college is just as tough as uni, but I think pain builds character and makes you a stronger person. Life is hard at times, but there is always something worth fighting for. There should be some councillers or whatever they are at college. Go and see them because that is what they are paid for. You can vent at them and then it helps you rebuild your life.

If it helps you to know I was really depressed last year at uni. Some of it was self made but alot of it was just lots of little things that happened all at once and just dragged me down. I was depressed for pretty much the whole academic year and it was only once I moved back home I could really sort myself out. However, despite all my little hardships I managed to pass the year. Not brilliantly but I passed and now this year I'm getting good marks because I kept trying and didn't give up.

This is what happens without sleep for almost 24 hours!

[AChimp]

I'd date you, Proto.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

The sad thing is you're not joking.

[Slinky Ferret]

Originally Posted by Helm

Slinky seriously now, it is in everybody's best interest in you give up and agree with everyone in this thread that women dig jerks, ok? 'Cause this whole girls are nice and they like people's eyes and smile and be talkative girls like that it doesn't matter if your flesh looks like it's made out of fossilized feces thing you're trying to pull off is freaky and it doesn't work and it scares me, ok? Women are put on this earth to turn us down and fuck our friends and generally torment us. THIS IS AN ESTABLISHED FACT. EVERYBODY THINKS SO. STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!

I've had enough of jerks. I want a man who actually sticks around and the only ones that are going to do that are the nice lads.

Girls aren't nice. I can be a right bitch at times and I'm guilty for messing men around as well. I just think some girls take longer than others to find a decent lad. I don't think its the fact that they are bastards that attracts girls to them, its the fact that they are confident in themselves.

*sighs* Think of things this way. Looks fade. Personality doesn't.

Anyway Helm what are you worrying about you're yummy and have long hair.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Girls that like men with long hair are either greasy morons or lesbians that like really ugly women.

[da blob]

Congratulations, you just won the Most Stupidest Post of the Century award.

[Esuohlim]

And yours is an honorable mention! ZING

(By the way, the joke is over, next poster )

[Ghost of Fraiser]

you got the Nobel Nerd Prize for posts ZANG!

(DONT YOU DARE NEXT POSTER, IM GONNA RING YOUR NECK, i mean STING YOUR PECK)

[Royal Tenenbaum]

You all know suck harder than me! Ugly women that like ugly men are hilarious.

[Helm]

Anyway Helm what are you worrying about you're yummy and have long hair.

FOSSILIZED FECES SKIN!

Besides, I was joking. I don't really think that women are inherently evil and are put on this earth just to torment us. I just think they smell. Bad. And I like it. Nothing gets the juices flowing better than smelly hairy armpits and viginal secretions. Periods!. . I made a joke.

[Slinky Ferret]

I think you are obsessed with sticky fluids.

[sadie]

i smell like ylang ylang myrrh. :O

[Raize]

Originally Posted by Terra

What women really REALLY like is somebody who is sensitive, caring and tender. THIS is the big mystery. From these three traits ALL good things flow.

Which would explain why chick dig gay guys.

But you probably will never get it. Your idea of making love to a woman is to beat the shit out of her with a baseball bat and then assfucking her into a coma. In some cultures that might be fine but your in the wrong hemisphere for that shit.

OMG, you're turning me on.

[Anonymous]

How cute. He's like a happy-meal Helm.

[Rev. Danno]

Rev. Danno says...
At first show little intrest; smile, be nice, but nothing more...
Next, talk to others around the woman you want to meet, let her know stuff about yourself with out talking to her directly.
When you do talk to her, be a bit of a playful jerk, "hehe, what the hell is that in your hair", or "You're rather hot for a 15 year old, no really let's see some ID... That's so fake, no way your 25..."
Pretend to listen, and act like you care. These all work wonders for me!

[Rev. Danno]

Double post?

[Rev. Danno]

What?