The Official confession thread

[Anonymous]

Let's see:

Said "fucktard" at least over a thousand times in various forms.

Killed 50 cops.

Made fun of the mentally challenged. (Half of this board)

Been cruel to the emotionally crippled. (The other half)

Ripped the tags off of matresses.

Went out of my way to be an Asshole and cannot feel bad about it.

Had impure thoughts about various female family members.

Acted upon those thoughts at various times.

I feel nothing but contempt and disgust for you all, and if you all had a single neck, I'd like to wrap my hands around it and choke the shit of it until all your faces turned purple and your eyeballs popped out of their fuckin' sockets, AND if you all had a single ass I'd fucking ram a goddamn mop up it repeatedly at the same time I was choking you....

Come to think of it, I don't want absolution, you fucking child molesting, pope blowing fucktard. Your mother sucks cocks in hell Father Spaz!

[Dole]

and if you all had a single neck, I'd like to wrap my hands around it and choke the shit of it until all your faces turned purple and your eyeballs popped out of their fuckin' sockets,

Was that intentionally a Carl Panzram quote?

[Zero As A Limit]

I confess that I shot Kurt Cobain and I was also on the grassy knoll. Am I forgiven ?

[mubert]

Kurt Cobain = Act of God
JFK = Judgment for all the bitches he had

I'd say that you are thoroughly forgiven.

[ItalianStereotype]

you're what, maybe 10? do you even know who Kurt Cobain and JFK were?

[mubert]

Kobain was the lead singer of the Seattle grunge band "Nirvana". They had a couple of albums including "Nevermind" "In Utero" "Insecticide" and "Bleach" . Kobain died from 2 shotgun blasts to the head, while he was presumably under the influence of crack-cocaine.
He wrote a suicide note, and his body was discovered by his gardener . Many people think Courtney Love is responsible for the murder, but the case was left unsolved, and his death was declared a suicide.

JFK was the president during the '60s, a crucial time in black history. During a procession, he was presumably shot by a man named "Lee Harvey Oswald". People still speculate about who was in cahoots with him, like the man "Jack Ruby" who had many mob connections, or even the CIA.

Dont think I have the intellect of a teenager just cause I am one.

[ItalianStereotype]

no, I didn't even say you were a teenager. I'm putting you at about 10 years old.

[mubert]

I'm 14! IM A BIG MAN. ....I'm gonna get mocked soooooo big for posting this. DARE I PRESS THE "SUBMIT" BUTTON?!

[EisigerBiskuit]

Oh great, he pressed it

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

WHOA!!! A WHOLE 14

i remember being that age like 7 years ago

[Jixby Phillips]

Kobain was the lead singer of the Seattle grunge band "Nirvana".

lol

shit if you were 14 you were like 4 when Kobain killed himself. That is depressing.

[nothing4buddha]

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by mubert

Kobain was the lead singer of the Seattle grunge band "Nirvana". They had a couple of albums including "Nevermind" "In Utero" "Insecticide" and "Bleach" . Kobain died from 2 shotgun blasts to the head, while he was presumably under the influence of crack-cocaine.
He wrote a suicide note, and his body was discovered by his gardener . Many people think Courtney Love is responsible for the murder, but the case was left unsolved, and his death was declared a suicide.

JFK was the president during the '60s, a crucial time in black history. During a procession, he was presumably shot by a man named "Lee Harvey Oswald". People still speculate about who was in cahoots with him, like the man "Jack Ruby" who had many mob connections, or even the CIA.

Dont think I have the intellect of a teenager just cause I am one.

Way to go, you can use google.

[mubert]

My brother was a huge fan of Nirvana, and I had to do a report on the JFK assasination.

[liquidstatik]

This thread sucks, though.

[Brandon]

Originally Posted by mubert

he was presumably shot by a man named "Lee Harvey Oswald". People still speculate about who was in cahoots with him, like the man "Jack Ruby"

Why the hell did you put quotes around their names? It's not like they were using aliases.

[mubert]

Jack Ruby wasnt his real name...

[Brandon]

He had been publicly known as "Jack Ruby" for years.

[LegoLars]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[mubert]

He was born under a diffrent one though. WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!

[Anonymous]

Carl Panzram 1891-1930

Arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct at 8.
Burgalized homes
Burned down his reform school
Burned down churches for fun
Drifted around, assaulted, and robbed people.
Murdered 21 people.
SODOMIZED OVER A THOUSAND BOYS

Insisted on being hanged for his execution.

Last words: "Hurry up you bastard, I could hang a dozen men while you're fooling around."

[Zero As A Limit]

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype

you're what, maybe 10? do you even know who Kurt Cobain and JFK were?

I knew who both of them were when I was 10.

[ItalianStereotype]

and it hasn't made you suck any less.

[Zero As A Limit]

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype

and it hasn't made you suck any less.

Not insulting, not witty, but at least it bumped your post count up by one.

[ItalianStereotype]

the "sticks and stones" defense?