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Pram Maven · #**101**

Don't you mean, sucking his WHALE PENIS?

*picks up Dale and throws him into the sun*

Womti · #**102**

how do you throw that far, I really must know. such small biceps...

Pram Maven · #**103**

I was born with a bionic ass. Please don't make fun

I would have thrown you farther but it would it would have triggered my waste-making mechanism.

By the way, I'm killing off this name. From now on, direct all of your insults to Pram Maven.

Chojin · #**104**

No, stick to one name. I'll delete the others. I'm not gonna let you hide from your legacy every week.

Pram Maven · #**105**

All I want to do is change my name, and if that is possible with the original account, then I would like to change it to Pram Maven---nothing else would be changed, and even if it was a new account (the rules about which are strangely not in the TOS) then I will make apparent exactly who is posting. I'm not trying to hide from anything, I just don't like this name, and I've been Pram Maven since 1996, so that is the only name I want to be known by.

Esuohlim · #**106**

How about Nose Shooter and call it even

Chojin · #**107**

weren't you just yelling at jixby for doing that

i'll change your name but this is the last time for a while.

and good point, i'll go add that to the R&G

Pram Maven · #**108**

LMAO, Esuohlim :P

Thank you, Chojin. I will be careful to stay within the guidelines unless there is a newbie who is making a bigger ass of himself than I have been. I really like these forums, as they're my only source of constant entertainment every day in my graying disappointment of a life, and I appreciate all of the laughter the members here provoke. If I had it all to do again, I would not have joined in support of Lycu and his battles.

I want to be here for the right reason.

Chojin · #**109**

punch that furry in the head for me

Pram Maven · #**110**

Done! He's my three o clock.

MLE · #**111**

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

How about Nose Shooter and call it even

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Originally Posted by prog shooter/nose/pram maven

LMAO, Esuohlim :P

i thought it was funny too, but fuck i feel dirty now.

sadie · #**112**

okay, "pram maven." so first you're a shooter of homeless people. then you're a proboscis. and now you're an expert on baby carriages. since 1996. i must be missing something here.

Pram Maven · #**113**

Prog Shooter was explained in an earlier thread; it basically means "progressive shot filmmaker". I like to use webcams as opposed to video cameras to do clay animation with, because it gives a cleaner image with less sharpness around the edges---more of a film look.

Nose is a reference to Dan Savage (I think) or Wm.TM Steven Humphrey --one of those staff members of The Stranger, a free Seattle alternative rock rag/tabloid/gay toilet paper roll in weekly periodical format.

P-ram Maven is an inside joke about how powerless and unknowlegeable I felt when I still owned a Mac. I've since switched to the Windows world, and I'm better for it.

Seven Force · #**114**

Tell me more!

Pram Maven · #**115**

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Originally Posted by Seven Force

Tell me more!

When I was little, I used to take dumps facing the wall.
My uncle died last year, and Pub made fun of him after posting the email about it for all to see.
I'm a singer and songwriter who can't seem to find a band to save his life, but still managed to get signed on to produce the music for three independent films which are stressfully all coming out at the same time. Ugh!
I used to pee my pants to get out of going to church. When I was TWELVE.
I have sensitive skin and OCD, coupled with Aspbergers Syndrome, dyslexia, and ADHD--all diagnosed..
Ok, that's enough for now. If you want more, you have to put a quarter in.

sadie · #**116**

i like my version better.

Pram Maven · #**117**

You like your MOM...

Womti · #**118**

just because your mom hates you, it doesnt mean you should be trying to make sadie feel guilty.

sadie · #**119**

i respect my mom, but we don't get along very well at all. i actually work to avoid her, pretty much.

Pram Maven · #**120**

Yeah, Sadie, moms can be smothering. I moved to Oregon to avoid mine :P

Chojin · #**121**

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Originally Posted by Pram Maven

My uncle died last year, and Pub made fun of him after posting the email about it for all to see.

Haha, I remember that! That was great!

Don't you also have some kooky fetish that you're being coy about discussing? You left that out.

Pram Maven · #**122**

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Originally Posted by Chojin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

My uncle died last year, and Pub made fun of him after posting the email about it for all to see.

Haha, I remember that! That was great!

Don't you also have some kooky fetish that you're being coy about discussing? You left that out.

Nah, I like kakes and krumets more than kookies.

Don't you have a weird fetish for dressing like an asian girl? You should fulfill that more outside of the boards, for a more worldly vilificational experience.