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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 11:49 AM       
Damnit Dole, why did you have to unveil my next official t-shirt? The surprise is ruined. Now I'm gonna have to cancel that order.

They were gonna be pink too.
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 11:52 AM       
Go on, make them! That would be ace!
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 05:10 PM       
how about: I lost my Virginity at I-Mockery
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 07:01 PM       
Mywife suggests:
"You can take my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead, child."

I'm less political. My take is

"You can take my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead, penis."
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 07:22 PM       
"I can kick your ass... in Super Mario Kart."
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 08:02 PM       
I always wanted a bumper sticker that said

"My other ride is your mom"
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Old Aug 8th, 2003, 08:11 PM       
GALLAGHER 4 PRES.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:00 PM       
Keep the suggestions coming. Eventually I'll gather together a bunch of my favorites and we can cast our votes for which ones will be printed.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:36 PM       
"I beat Battletoads."

"Fuck Everquest - I'm addicted to Duck Hunt."

"Real gamers don't stop to eat." (skeleton holding a controller)
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 09:59 PM       
A picture of Jesus on a pogo stick, hair flying as he comes down.
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 11:02 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by george
keep protoclown sex free
HEY, FUCKER!
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Old Aug 12th, 2003, 12:38 AM       
Perndog - All 3 of those were great.

Picture of someone accessing I-Mockery.net (WE KNOW THIS BECAUSE IT SAYS "I-MOCKERY.net" ON THE MONITOR) with the caption "CAPITAL CITY."

It has to be in Caps.
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Old Aug 12th, 2003, 04:06 AM       
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"Real gamers don't stop to eat." (skeleton holding a controller)
The other two weren't bad, but this one I'd expect Nintendo to print in Nintendo Power Magazine on Nintendo Funday.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 08:33 AM       
*BUMP*

(and not that's not a sticker suggestion... but hey, maybe it should be!)
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 08:55 AM       
I went to I-Mockery.com and all I got was this lousy sticker. :lame

Only assholes put bumper stickers on their cars.

Shaq is a great actor.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 10:37 AM       
I support the US army BLOWING UP UN HEADQUARTERS!
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 10:49 AM       
"YOU DON'T HAVE THE STONES TO GIVE ME A TICKET, PIG!"

"Ass, Gas, or Grass: Three words that rhyme."

"If this van's a-rockin, please ask whoever is inside not to fuck in my van."

"If my other car was up your ass you'd know where it was"

"God less America"

"How can that man be President?"

"HEY, W, WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"Another Pretzel for Bush"
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 11:56 AM       
"Cynics are sexy"
"Jesus owes me money"
"Glowsitcks are gay"
"Heavy Metal is gay"
"God is gay"
"Vegans are gay"
"Ska is gay"
"South Park is gay"
"MY Zod can beat up your God"
"Long hair is gay"
"Hats are gay"
"Babies are gay"
"Childbirth is gay"
"Vision Quests are gay"
"Ikari Warriors is gay"
"I-mockery.com is gay"
"Roger is gay"
"Protoclown is gay"
"Peeps are gay"
"Rainbows are gay"
"Homophobia is gay"
"Punk rock is gay"
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 12:39 PM       
"I always played as the Pink Ikari Warrior"
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 03:17 PM       
"your lucky i'm going to an AA meeting"

"Ill sell you this sticker for 3 dollars"

"The internet is way better thant real life"
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 03:45 PM       
"Try to pass me and I'll spam the fuck out of you"

"FIREWALL ALERT"

"Honk if you want to laugh at stickers, crash and/or die."

"My other car is parked in my PANTS and will drive you right around the block!

edit: Alternative - "My other car is parked in my PANTS and isn't really a care AT ALL"

fucking tags.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 04:36 PM       
"My Ferrari is in the shop"
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 04:43 PM       
I realize this will be a red X in an hour but here goes anyway.
http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/users/d92c...2UTR_AUMPv9aUU
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 04:47 PM       
Shaq was awesome in Kazaam.

Shaq's CDs are good listenings.

Shaq-Fu was a great game.

Shaq is an awesome black man in general.

I want Shaq to pick the cotton out of the top of the asprin bottle for me so I can watch him cry and remember his slaved and dead relatives.

Shaq is NOT cross-eyed!

Space Jam was Michael Jordan's career highlight.

Shaq is right when he calls it car-a-mel.

Shaq is gay.

Shaq is a faggot.

Shaq is a homophobe.

Shaq likes to watch other men in the locker room.

I wish I could play Shaq-Fu with Shaq.

Shaq-Fu was a terrible game.

Shaq should have his own sticker.

I really fucking hate Shaq.

I want to stab Shaq in the baq.

Wait a second, Shaq is black?

Who the fuck is Shaq?

Shaq is my baby's father.

SHAQ CAN PLAY BASKETBALL!

Shaq and Simbad should make a Jingle All the Way 2 with Arnold.
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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 07:27 PM       
I COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS VIA MY CAR
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