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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 12:59 AM       
I don't see viewing sex as 'more than lust' as a bad thing in itself. If it's preventing you from enjoying life and your relationship, yes, it is a bad thing, but unless "boring" means "no sex", I'm not sure it applies here.

Sex has to be more than just lust, otherwise women would give it away much more often.


Terra, has anyone ever lusted after you before?
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 09:58 AM       
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Terra, has anyone ever lusted after you before?
Oh, hello no. Why do you think I troll the back alleys of Loveline??
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 09:48 AM       
I'll take the bet on the ATM.
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 04:10 PM       
T and Millhouse lusting after your tit pics doesnt count?
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 05:25 PM       
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T and Millhouse lusting after your tit pics doesnt count?
Now wait just a minute I've never expressed interest in seeing Terra's tits
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 04:43 PM       
That doesn't make her special.
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 04:49 PM       
Special? Who said anything about special. Im talking about tit pics man. Unless there is something special about her tits.

Terra is there something special about your tits?
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 05:04 PM       
Ooops All this homo talk about feelings got me off track. Srrrrrrrry
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 05:59 PM       
I almost thought you were straight for a second.
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 06:33 PM       
Question is, did she get you off?
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 07:04 PM       
Jesus, kid. I can't be more than a few months older than you and you dunno the important stuff.

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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 07:55 PM       
The problem is that Sappington is so worried about his needs that he forgot about hers.

Imagine Sap that you are a 50's doo wop band singing about good feelings, sunshine and love. You GF was like a 80's new wave band singing about lust, heat of the moment and love.

You should have blended your feelings with her to make sweet sweet mashup love.

Here is a visual example.

BTW you have to click on it to open it in youtube.

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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 07:58 PM       
Now win her back with this!

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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 08:01 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 09:33 PM       
IT WASN'T ABOUT SEX! JESUS! She was just bored of the relationship in general!
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 10:43 PM       
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IT WASN'T ABOUT SEX! JESUS! She was just bored of the relationship in general!
Up until that point, a little sex might have carried you through.

Can't save them all, Hasselhoff.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 12:13 AM       
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Because there was no sex.

Hey, there was fingering


And "whatnot".








But yeah, there was no sex



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And did you also believe her when she said "it's not you, it's me"?
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 09:42 PM       
Because there was no sex.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 12:21 AM       
HOW MANY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES MUST I SAY I LOVE YOU?

BEFORE YOU FINE'LLY UNNERSTAND?


WON'T YOU BE MY FOOOOOOOOOREVA WOMAN

I'LL TRY TO BE YOUR FOOOOR-EV-ER MAN
FOREVER MAN
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