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Old Oct 21st, 2011, 08:45 PM       
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maybe ball my eyes out like a stupid pussy.


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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 10:44 AM       
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Old Oct 14th, 2011, 05:09 AM       
suicide is always an option, especially in fleeting cases like love
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Old Oct 14th, 2011, 06:14 AM       
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Old Oct 14th, 2011, 06:56 AM       
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Old Oct 16th, 2011, 09:14 PM       
It is imminent I do believe.

She got in a car accident, which scared the shit out of me, luckily she's fine, and today she makes a facebook update saying "It seems like everything is crashing down around me".

She's also been making little updates about things that relate to me and her but not about me directly.

I don't know what to do when she comes back but I'm pretty sure she hasn't been with any other guys. Then again, it is to my knowledge that 99% of women are whores.
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Old Oct 16th, 2011, 09:46 PM       
WHEN SHE MADE THAT UPDATE, IT WAS IN MID-ACCIDENT.

PROBABLY WHILE SHE HAD SOME DUDE'S WIENER IN HER MOUTH
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Old Oct 16th, 2011, 10:25 PM       
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Old Oct 16th, 2011, 11:07 PM       
You could tell her that you don't know how you feel about taking her back, or you could take her back and then figure out what you want.
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Old Oct 16th, 2011, 11:29 PM       
this is all speculation though
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Old Oct 16th, 2011, 11:30 PM       
You could just wait and not get your hopes up. I've thought I was getting back with a girl before and had it not happen. She just wanted to hang out because she missed hanging out with me. No intentions of fucking or anything like that. I told her to get the fuck out of my house then.
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You could just wait and not get your hopes up. I've thought I was getting back with a girl before and had it not happen. She just wanted to hang out because she missed hanging out with me. No intentions of fucking or anything like that. I told her to get the fuck out of my house then.
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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 01:05 AM       
I finished to the pics in this thread, and I don't regret a thing.
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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 03:08 AM       
Also, I've pretty much just given up on relationships. The last one I was in was the longest I'd had, and it wasn't even that long. I don't like how easily things can sour and leave you feeling like a piece of shit.

And yeah, most girls are whores.
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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 03:36 AM       
This might sound like some absolute pussy shit (im stoned again btw, im actually getting tired of using pot as a crutch though) but I've never been one for chicks who are whores.

girls who dress like sluts and say slutty shit that they think is "hot" and "naive" sounding to perk up a guys ears really irks the shit out of me more than anything. I actually enjoy the feeling of love. I think that's why I've never been interested in lesbians or threesomes because nothing blows my mind more than a girl whose in love with me and wants nothing more than to please me. I've had a few relationships like that, and Ive also been with plenty of whores. Some were regrettable, some I wanted more out of, and some were just the right amount of one night stand for me.

what I had with this girl was so much more and I couldn't ask for a girl to love me anymore. Everyone that we knew and worked with thought we were perfect and we were that couple that was disgusting to see. Both of our families loved the other one just as much and I still havent broken it to them that we're apart.

which just makes me wonder if she really needed a break from the relationship the focus on her life (which honestly, the break has benefitted me greatly, I'm saving money and in the best shape of my life right now) or maybe shes like every other girl and just made an excuse to run away and gobble some strange cock.

also, k0k0, good call dude.
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Old Oct 17th, 2011, 04:19 PM       
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This might sound like some absolute pussy shit (im stoned again btw, im actually getting tired of using pot as a crutch though) but I've never been one for chicks who are whores.

girls who dress like sluts and say slutty shit that they think is "hot" and "naive" sounding to perk up a guys ears really irks the shit out of me more than anything. I actually enjoy the feeling of love. I think that's why I've never been interested in lesbians or threesomes because nothing blows my mind more than a girl whose in love with me and wants nothing more than to please me. I've had a few relationships like that, and Ive also been with plenty of whores. Some were regrettable, some I wanted more out of, and some were just the right amount of one night stand for me.

what I had with this girl was so much more and I couldn't ask for a girl to love me anymore. Everyone that we knew and worked with thought we were perfect and we were that couple that was disgusting to see. Both of our families loved the other one just as much and I still havent broken it to them that we're apart.

which just makes me wonder if she really needed a break from the relationship the focus on her life (which honestly, the break has benefitted me greatly, I'm saving money and in the best shape of my life right now) or maybe shes like every other girl and just made an excuse to run away and gobble some strange cock.

also, k0k0, good call dude.
You guys back together yet?
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Old Oct 18th, 2011, 09:17 AM       
At this point it would be bad, yes. Just busy yourself with something else that's likely more fulfilling anyway and you'll be fine.
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Old Oct 21st, 2011, 10:14 AM       
How long were you together for again? You need to hang out with your homies. That will help.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2011, 05:10 AM       
got some strange tonight. wish i hadnt.

afterwards she wouldnt fucking leave and the whole time it just made me miss katie.

FUCK. Even though we aren't together, I feel disgusting. I feel like even though it seems as if she doesnt give a shit, I've done something wrong.

I am however a little relieved as I know I'm not in desperate need of poon right now. Not so much that I was deprived I just know I dont give a fuck enough about pussy right now to pursue it and get distracted.

unless it was katies.

im high right now.
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Old Oct 28th, 2011, 05:54 PM       
someone tell me an opinion on this...

she has about 150 pics on her facebook, about 50 of them are related to us together or about us.

it's been about a month and a half, it's easy to tell shes been focusing on school (acing her tests, etc..) and she hasn't deleted any of the pictures.

im going through them and there is alot of sweet stuff about us, that fills me with alot of good memories, I don't see how it couldn't do the same for her.

What do you guys think? Could it just be that she's lazy and doesn't want to delete them yet?
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fuckin wierd. bitch took them down today.
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So I've given her space, then we started texting, even joked with eachother about weed and shady dealers, then she was telling me about how she had a bad day and I asked if she wanted to come over.

she said no thanks and the conversation took a turn for the worse.

Basically ended in me insulting her, calling her a whore, telling her I wouldnt be there after 4 or 5 shit heads have turned her pussy out then I told her to tell me that if she really wanted me to leave her alone she'd tell me she didn't love me.

She said "Jesus Christ. I dont want to be with you anymore." but she didnt say she didn't love me. I told her "That's not what I said." she said "Tough shit."

basically it's ending with her playing some head games still, and I think I've had it. I told her just to say she didn't love me, she didn't respond, last text sent was me just saying "fucking chickenshit." I've lost all respect for women. This girl gave me hope for women as a species, but now she just set me strait. I'm going to focus on work, saving money, getting into great shape and getting back in school, and on this journey I am going to destroy every piece of pussy that gets in my way and Im going to swear not to spend a single dime trying to acquire it.
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even though some of you guys are dicks, i havent talked to anyone about any of this outside of I-mockery and venting it somewhere really helped.

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