Expressing my deep hatred of Bud Light in the the deep down swamps of Louisiana. I eventually avoided being pig-roasted by plying my great banjo prowess. Believe it or not I actually am over the 30 something hump.
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I don't have a microwave oven, but i do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.
-"Let me stick my fingers in your mouth, their really dirty, I just wiped my ass by sticking them up indavidually. But their not too bad i just ate most of it."