I don't think I've eaten a doughnut in at least a year, probably more. I don't like them. Generally, that stuff makes me feel gross.
No, what you see is the effects of a "have to be on cancer-meds that puff you up great big, so can't eat any sugar or starch" diet of vegetables and whole grains. It's the kind of diet where, when you see what clothing size you still have to pick out, you fucking hate the world.
@ColFlagg...thanks...I know I'm not circus-lady fat (yet?) but I'm also very short so it's all quite evident.
In the heyday of Media Play they decided to make a mascot then mass produce these things. Each store had two. I wasn't aware of them until they declared bankruptcy and we cleaned out the stock room. Media Play's 4 sections were books represented by the head, Music represented by the eyes/music note. DVD's represented by the DVD they stuck on the belt buckle and Video games/Electronics by....um....it came with red spandex too.