I don't know how things work in your country, but if you don't pay a ticket here, they just increase the fine and give you another one. I suppose you could burn that one too, but they would probably take you to court. But, you know, I'm not qualified to give legal advice so don't take that as anything other than a pinch of salt.
I used to have a tank commander's hat. It fit snugly over the head and ears, but had holes in the side for radio communication. I gave it to my ex girlfriend; she looked better in it. You are both close, but the naval aspect is new for me.