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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 08:02 PM       
"My Internet Girlfriend Can Kick Your Ass"

"I-MOCKERY IS LIFE!"

"Every time you honk your horn, God kills a kitten."

or

"Every time you cut me off, God kills a puppy"

"BACK IN MY DAY WE MADE-DO WITH 8 BITS, FUCKERS"

"How did people express opinions before bumper stickers?"

"Honk repeatedly if you hate noise pollution" (might've been used before, but oh well)

"I can get through world 1-1 of Super Mario Bros. in 18.6 seconds."

"I'd rather be mocking you."
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 10:31 PM       
*bump*

bumper stickers are for losers

I think you shouldve been voted out of the gene pool
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 10:35 PM       
Yeah I got sidetracked with these for a while and I'm currently workin on putting the next club pack together. So, keep suggesting sticker ideas in the meantime and I'll try to get to 'em as soon as I have the chance.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 10:44 PM       
If my boss were a jewish carpenter, I'd be poor.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2003, 11:08 PM       
My Arabian student could fly a plane into your honors student.
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I like snow. If winter's going to be cold anyway, at least have it be fun to look at. Probably why I was with my ex for so long...
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 12:57 AM       
(with Rainbow background) Everything I needed to know I learnd from the Scouts ( or you could say minister, or Uncle Chester), or soccer couch)

WHO THE FUCK IS -RoG- BARR?

Hey you in the SUV... People who work for Major Coffee shop chains make minimum wage, what's to keep them from spitting in your coffee...

If your boss, the Jewish Carpenter was so great, how come he got nailed to wood.

Hippie... If you love the enviroment so much... why do you drive a huge gas guzzleing Van that hasn't been tuned up sience Jerry died?

Get another Tattoo, maybe people won't notice you have no personality...

Yeah, dye your hair, that will totally distract all of us from the fact you're a moron...

If Jesus rose from the dead on the third day, doesthat mean he was a zombie...

Thinking of your death makes my Nipples hard...

Real men think Budda was a nancy boy...

Your families skulls will look nice on my mantle...
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 01:09 AM       
-I wish Mr Feeny was real.

-HULKSTER FOR PREZ

-LIVEJOURNAL SUCKS (honk for my username)

-SMOKING KILLS, BUT SO DO BEARS!

-I'm Gellin' like someone with rape charges.

-HILARY DUFF IS GIVING ME ROAD HEAD

-That's not a leak. ITS SWEAT FROM ALL THE HORSE POWER

-SUVS are for communists

-SADAAMIZING*

*i used to have this as a screen name


-HIP INDIE SCENESTER

-LOL PREPZ SUX

-Honk if you want me to randomly stop

-VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 02:02 AM       
"If Jesus were so great, why'd his Cross Escape Trick fail?"
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 12:59 AM       
YOU are my fetish!

Half Life: hey, it's better than No Life...

Gay people suck.

Bob Dole: He may not be president, but at least he can sell Viagra.

Abortion: fending off starvation for generations.

Your mom looks like my dad.

Watch Nascar: Kill braincells.
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I like snow. If winter's going to be cold anyway, at least have it be fun to look at. Probably why I was with my ex for so long...
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 10:29 AM       
There's No Emoticon for what I'm feeling!!

MY OTHER COMPUTER IS A LAPTOP!

I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD

Let Em' MOCK!

Worst Driver Ever

Anything that is behind me is broken

Robbing my house will be a good Idea

Worst idea would be stealing my car

A proud member of stupidity club

I like to twirl

I MASTURBATE AT KHAJIITS!!!
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 11:26 AM       
"BESTREST SUCKS AT THIS"
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 12:47 PM       
BESTREST, MORE LIKE BREAST TEST!
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 01:35 PM       
God gave Http://www.I-mockery.com to you
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 07:15 PM       
no your bumper sticker is stupid

what would jared do? (picture of jared fogal)

uncreative bumper sticker here

Metric System? i thought we won the cold war...

Life is an inside joke god shouldv'e left you out of
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 08:31 PM       
look at me i can stick to a bumper!

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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 01:44 AM       
Abosolut Bumper- (sticker in the shape of a bottle)
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 01:51 AM       
I don't kill children mam, I just have sex with them
If I can't do it with my hand, I don't wanna know what it is
Heads up: The guy in front of me is BLACK
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 02:32 AM       
Jesus Christ you people suck at this
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 02:46 AM       
I might have to go back to making them on my own. o.o
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 02:48 AM       
WAIT WAIT I GOT ONE

JESUS GOT CRUCIFIED

WAIT HERE'S ANOTHER

I-MOCKERY.COM NEVA FORGET



MY IDEAS ARE OFFENSIVE SO I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM!!
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 03:08 AM       
Just use Max Burbanks suggestions

*drives car* would be a hilarious bumper sticker. I'm not sure who said that or if it was even intended as a bumper sticker suggestion, but its good
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 03:12 AM       
Yeah, I was planning on going back over all the pages to check which suggestions Max made and pick my favorites from those and then use my own sticker ideas for the rest. Free stick0rs for Max :o
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 08:58 AM       
I love cuddly animals, especially with a good sauce.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 09:27 AM       
"Bumper sticker...of DOOM!"
"^eats babies^"
"this is an invisible sticker."
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