There is no such thing as love

[ThrashO]

Only a year and a half.

[Fathom Zero]

That's enough time to be considered a while for someone your age.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

[Fathom Zero]

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think its time to stop thinking about her. Trust me. Just go pre-order battlefield 3. That will take your mind off her and you'll get back to karkand for free.

[k0k0]

My first girlfriend was 4 fucking years. It's terrible past the 2 year mark most of the time. As someone who has had 4 girlfriends that lasted over 2 years, trust me very much that it blows.

[ThrashO]

Originally Posted by k0k0

My first girlfriend was 4 fucking years. It's terrible past the 2 year mark most of the time. As someone who has had 4 girlfriends that lasted over 2 years, trust me very much that it blows.

we were together for a year and 7 months, and I really think that school and work is what brought us down. before she got back into school we were like best friends who fucked eachothers brains out.

Here's a little TMI for you, she would stay the night every OTHER night, and the nights she didnt I'd be at home wacking off THINKING ABOUT HER.

Yeah seriously, that's how good it was. Other relationships I'd be watching porn or thinking about that one awesome piece of ass I had one time or that one insane blowjob some chick gave me in a parking lot. But not with her, I never felt like the love was one way, this girl seriously loved me as much as I loved her. She got me a badass $500 accoustic guitar for my birthday, and threw me a surprise birthday party which I've never had done before.

I wish I could turn it off and just throw down with some sleezey pus but I just don't want to.

[Zhukov]

Yeah, you don't have to cheapen it to get over it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's because you didn't put it in her ass.

[ThrashO]

for like a solid 45 minutes it was just me going "Ok you can go now."

"hee hee remember when blah blah"

"yeah haha alright see ya later."

"i dont know if I can drive home..."

"well we'll see you later"

"just let me stay the night"

"please get out of my car."

Why can't a bitch take a hint that I want to go home and sleep by myself? We probably wouldve hung out again and I would allow you to ingest more of my semen yet you won't fucking get out and now I have to ignore you for another 6 months.

Also, in her fit of pot-induced sluttery, she admitted to having a 5-some and fucking most of the guys that we used to work with.

(We're in my car) "Can you at least walk me to my car?"

"You're parked right next to me. My walk would be three times longer than yours."

"Just come on"

"Well we'll see you later"

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That sucks to hear. Womens are born hos.

I tried hanging out with my one ex a few months after we broke up. We dated for like 3 years and lived together. She was over at my new place and was shitfaced on jug wine. She ended up giving me head on the shower and mistakenly after cumming I asked her "if you ever gave head on the shower because the cum gets all sticky" and she replied with yours is the ninth dick I've sucked since yesterday"

it felt like gut just like fell out.

[ThrashO]

Jesus. I don't think I've ever had it that bad. 9 dicks? And she's telling about it like she's proud?

I love when an ex is like "yeah I kind of had sex with this one guy, but I didnt really want to, plus I was drunk and high."

SURE BITCH.

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

That sucks to hear. Womens are born hos.

I tried hanging out with my one ex a few months after we broke up. We dated for like 3 years and lived together. She was over at my new place and was shitfaced on jug wine. She ended up giving me head on the shower and mistakenly after cumming I asked her "if you ever gave head on the shower because the cum gets all sticky" and she replied with yours is the ninth dick I've sucked since yesterday"

it felt like gut just like fell out.

DML?

and also:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No, the one with the unicorn tattoo barfing rainbows. I felt exactly like dante.

[k0k0]

I've kept pictures of my ex up for months after breaking up. If she's busy, she's busy.

[k0k0]

Maybe she's checking this thread out.

[kahljorn]

post naked pictures of her in this thread if you want to find out for sure

[ThrashO]

You know, any other girl I probably would, because they were mostly snatches, but even if Im never with this chick again I wouldnt do anything that despicable.

Despite where we are now she really helped me get through a rough time in my life.

hate to dissapoint :[

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

When you tell her its through for real is when she'll start bugging you again. Its a law.

[ThrashO]

This bitch has got a new boyfriend already.

It's cool though, that's how I know she's definitely going to be back in a few months.

Most guy would break down and cry at this point, I however am a seasoned veteran in dealing with girls in their early 20's.

Also, this is no longer a matter of getting her back, I'm slowly getting over her and I know in about another month she will mean very minimal to me (I won't say she won't matter at all to me because I still have a small bit of feelings towards every girl I've ever been with) this is now a matter of her contacting me in a few months asking how I've been, maybe getting lunch/smoking a bowl/etc and me telling her that I'm not interested at all.

After this she'll most undoubtedly say something like "fine whatever, some comment about how i shouldnt act like this" and I'll hang up with a smile on my face.

Then this is where the crying and the whining will start and I will PROBABLY fuck her for a day or two then I'll be like "listen... you're a whore" and then she will turn into one of the many faceless drones that are a sea of ex-girlfriends who regret the poor decisions they've made and now constantly want my cock no matter how long it's been.

Either that or perhaps these are all delusions to make myself feel better. So far this is turning out like every relationship I've been in

This is the last post I am going to make regarding this whole situation. If everything I have predicted comes true then I will bump this thread later.

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by ThrashO

This bitch has got a new boyfriend already.

Originally Posted by Zhukov

Anyway, the advice that there is definitely another man is dumb.

:gloat

[Zhukov]

Originally Posted by Pentegarn

:gloat

I was saying that you can't be sure of anything at that stage, you oaf.

Still don't know if it was this new guy that caused her to break up with him.

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by Zhukov

I was saying that you can't be sure of anything at that stage, you oaf.

And go back, reread what you really said, cause this revisionist history of your posts is not going to cut it. Go ahead, really, I even quoted your post in the ":gloat" post, so click that little arrow if you are lazy, what you said was there and what I quoted just now (the thing you claimed you said) are not the same thing.

You could at least not flat out lie when you are trying to justify the inner workings of your weak mind.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by ThrashO

This is the last post I am going to make regarding this whole situation. If everything I have predicted comes true then I will bump this thread later.

[ThrashO]

see i dunno if there was another dude when we were going through the break up, because for about 3 weeks we were going back and forth with eachother thinking of ways to make it work.

The guy looks like a dildo, im not worried, I think it's only happening because I insulted the shit out of her, diddled a few whores that she knows AND there are chicks posting slutty flirtatious shit on my facebook. (this was all within the last week and a half)

then again it's a possibility that she was waxing this fag's carrot since we were together, who knows. I can feel myself caring less and less everyday.