NO MAN, SHE WANTS TO GET RODE LIKE A BATTLE STEED BY ME WHILE I WEAR A VIKING HELMET AND CHAINMAIL ARMOR, AND THROW AXES AT A BARMAIDEN TIED TO A LARGE BLACK OF WOOD BY HER PIGTAILS, TRYING TO CUT HER HAIR SO SHE CAN BE FREED FROM SAID BLOCK OF WOOD, THEN I SMASH SHRUB IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH MY GROG MUG AND CALL HER A FILTHY WENCH.
THEN I BURN HER FUCKING HOUSE DOWN AND WE GO AT IT ALL OVER AGAIN