Funny you should say that, because there's an oldish man at work who keeps touching me innapropriately. I would find it funny if it weren't true
Like rubbing my arm when he says hello, or putting his arm around me all the time. He always brushes close to me when we pass each other, and when he saw me in the newspaper he said that I looked really good. I had my arm resting on the back of a chair, and he backed into it so my elbow was on his arse.
So today I was taking my jumper off, and it lifted my shirt up as I did so, he walked past and poked my belly button and said "bop". He held it there for longer than you would expect someone to do. I jumped back and was too shocked to do anything.
If that's what you mean by getting it any which way.