It's funny you say that, because I'm pretty much perma-stoned. That's the reason my eyes are half closed in the majority of my photos.
This site seems to sell meerschaum (that's the high quality kind of cigarette holder!) cigarette holders in 3 different lengths.
http://www.theladysmokes.com/CigaretteHolders.html
I'll probably place an order with them soon so I can get a shorter one, because I feel like some sort of Phyllis Diller drag act gone horribly awry with the long holder.
Also, thanks for the compliment on Fort Otto! Since I usually take small projects to ridiculous extremes, I'm probably going underpin it with little sandbags and put some barbed wire along the top of the roof.