I'm allowed to have funny hair. I'm 1/8th apache. Plus I've had my hair like this since I was like 15. Might as well stay with it for the rest of my life.
No, but I always liked Proto's shit. I don't chew gum really anymore thanks to his bathroom etiquette article about how when you chew gum, it's contaminated in the bathroom. It made me laugh, then made me feel really fucking gross and I laugh anytime I think about it.