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10,000 Volt Ghost · #**17301**

Like a climb to mount bonerest

ThrashO · #**17302**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

wait 'til I show my perky pre-adolescent mosquito bite boobs

waiting

Sam · #**17303**

MILHOUSE LOOKS LIKE A LESBIAN.

kahljorn · #**17304**

A LIPSTICK LESBIAN

WHERES YOUR LIPSTICK MILHOUSE

k0k0 · #**17305**

I posted in the wrong thread.

Esuohlim · #**17306**

NO YOU DID NOT SIR, WE ARE ALL LESBIANS HERE

k0k0 · #**17307**

I am a dinosaur called lickalotapus

Shyandquietguy · #**17308**

Lickolatopus sounds like a dyke name. There was this one hot dyke at a bar and she would always flirt with me as if I were interested. I hated her.

I have to go now. Weed.

Zhukov · #**17309**

Bit of a roller derby accident:

8 stitches in my thumb and a damaged nerve; I'm in so much pain right now.

Thankfully it was all fixed for free because I am skint as all hell, and the surgeon was a mate of mine who kept me pretty entertained.

ThrashO · #**17310**

did one of the girls pull a switch blade on you when you got too close?

Zhukov · #**17311**

Someone fell in front of me, as I jumped them they raised their helmet, I went over and it clipped my feet and I fell awkwardly on my hand.

ThrashO · #**17312**

if that's from falling on it that's pretty brutal

My right hand has 4 noticeable scars on it all near the ball of my palm/wrist. All different incidents but happening within the same 2 years. Everytime I get cut or scraped around that region I'm always pissed only because it's going to be another addition to my hodgepodge of a hand

Pentegarn · #**17313**

That is fairly gruesome looking

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**17314**

Were they wearing a german World world 2 helmet?

dextire · #**17315**

Is your thumbnail pointing in the wrong direction, Zhukov?

Bought a pc nes controller in anticipation for a certain game being released (hopefully this year).
Plays perfectly so far.

Sam · #**17316**

I CAN'T REALLY TELL WHAT I AM LOOKING AT IN ZHUKOV'S PICTURE BESIDES A CANADIAN IN PAIN.

Zomboid · #**17317**

Zhukov might as well just be Canadian. Some buddies and I went for BEERS 'N BURGS (BRAWS) on Saturday and there was a bunch of roller derby girls. Some were hot. Some were not.

Zhukov · #**17318**

A bloody thumb!

Spoilers!

Here's a better picture taken by an ED nurse for me. I suppose I should have chucked these in the injury thread; oh well. Dextire, my nail is on the right way, but your nes controller still causes my thumb to cower in fear.

Zomboid, the roller derby world cup was held in Toronto this weekend. Canada came 2nd, and Australia came 4th.

Zomboid · #**17319**

CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA!

These girls had some videos playing from local league games. It was a bit weird at first, as we were four guys in the center table among a lot of these women.

Zhukov · #**17320**

Where exactly in Canada are you? I want to check out your teams.

The upsides of the sport are that you get to be surrounded by women. The downsides are as pictured.

Sam · #**17321**

I CAME FIRST.

SEXUALLY.

Zomboid · #**17322**

I live in Edmonton. I'm pretty sure they have a league website, somewhere. I think there's like five teams, too. I had no idea that it was as popular as it is.